This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster

MrPenny · 03-10-2010, 07:45 PM

That's right folks.....for a limited time, new memberships are eligible to receive a free toaster™.

Disclaimer; minimum three posts in general forum area. Or most creative use of the words wart, cock, and ballpeen.

Disclaimer disclaimer; this offer not officially sanctioned by the staff or members of Amkon.

Disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer; it's unclear if anything has ever been officially sanctioned at Amkon.....other than our propensity to get huge lulz from the drama.

hp · 03-10-2010, 07:52 PM

Be advised, several members have taken ballpeen hammers to the gift toaster supply. They are still available for the above offer.

Disclaimer: Free toasters are new in box in slightly used condition.

skunk · 03-10-2010, 07:54 PM

So if I register a sock and make a few posts do I get a free toaster too?

lala · 03-10-2010, 07:58 PM

Special . . . A meeting with the top poster at your expense for the first 5 new members . . . .

theeindiee · 03-10-2010, 07:59 PM

do i get a free fork to stick in it? or a free bath tub full of water to immerse myself in with it?

MrPenny · 03-10-2010, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skunk

So if I register a sock and make a few posts do I get a free toaster too?

Absolutely. I have an inexhaustible supply of free toasters™.

Disclaimer; the free toasters™ is a transparent scam and the most you could hope for is a poorly photoshopped image; despite the earlier description of them actually being "boxed".....yeah, right.

skunk · 03-10-2010, 08:03 PM

Damnit, tricked by another Nigerian bank scam. At least this time you didn't get my social security and bank account number.

hp · 03-10-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theeindiee

do i get a free fork to stick in it? or a free bath tub full of water to immerse myself in with it?

Note: Forks, bathtubs and water not included. Line cord optional. Electricity not included. Solar panel optional. Solar panel included with deluxe model.

hp · 03-10-2010, 08:19 PM

Free clothes washer for members

Create 6 sock accounts and receive an environmentally friendly clothes washer.

Also doubles as a patriotic sign at your favorite pro-war rally.

MrPenny · 03-10-2010, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hp

an environmentally friendly clothes washer.

Got one of those. She's not home from work right now though......

skunk · 03-10-2010, 08:23 PM

YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST!

MrPenny · 03-10-2010, 08:32 PM

Oh heck no. Truthfully, she's horrible at house work.....particularly the laundry. That's why when I married her and moved in, I took over that chore. I spent three days washing up the pile of clothes in the laundry room.

But she cooks like an angel......is funnier than shit.....and bright.

skunk · 03-10-2010, 08:39 PM

Why is she not making me a sandwich then?

That's not a request.

03-10-2010, 07:45 PM	#1
MrPenny Default User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,245	This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster That's right folks.....for a limited time, new memberships are eligible to receive a free toaster™. Disclaimer; minimum three posts in general forum area. Or most creative use of the words wart, cock, and ballpeen. Disclaimer disclaimer; this offer not officially sanctioned by the staff or members of Amkon. Disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer; it's unclear if anything has ever been officially sanctioned at Amkon.....other than our propensity to get huge lulz from the drama. __________________ "I can't be arsed to repeat it over and over again.", BE2, July 22, 2010

03-10-2010, 07:52 PM	#2
hp Amkoidal Akolyte Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Overhead Posts: 8,566	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster Be advised, several members have taken ballpeen hammers to the gift toaster supply. They are still available for the above offer. Disclaimer: Free toasters are new in box in slightly used condition.

03-10-2010, 07:54 PM	#3
skunk Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,547	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster So if I register a sock and make a few posts do I get a free toaster too?

03-10-2010, 07:58 PM	#4
lala Don't fuck with the Badger Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: aotearoa Posts: 3,754	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster Special . . . A meeting with the top poster at your expense for the first 5 new members . . . . __________________ To see what is in front of one's nose, requires a constant struggle . . . George Orwell 1946. If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. -- Winnie the Pooh Remember... There's no I in Team, but there's 2 U's in Fu@k You!

03-10-2010, 07:59 PM	#5
theeindiee Amkoidal Akolyte Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: inside a sarcophagus spiraling out! Posts: 2,676	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster do i get a free fork to stick in it? or a free bath tub full of water to immerse myself in with it? __________________ AT NIGHT WE SLEEP. and forget to remember. who we are. who we are.

03-10-2010, 08:03 PM	#7
skunk Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,547	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster Damnit, tricked by another Nigerian bank scam. At least this time you didn't get my social security and bank account number.

03-10-2010, 08:19 PM	#9
hp Amkoidal Akolyte Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Overhead Posts: 8,566	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster Free clothes washer for members Create 6 sock accounts and receive an environmentally friendly clothes washer. Also doubles as a patriotic sign at your favorite pro-war rally.

03-10-2010, 08:23 PM	#11
skunk Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,547	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST!

03-10-2010, 08:32 PM	#12
MrPenny Default User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,245	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster Oh heck no. Truthfully, she's horrible at house work.....particularly the laundry. That's why when I married her and moved in, I took over that chore. I spent three days washing up the pile of clothes in the laundry room. But she cooks like an angel......is funnier than shit.....and bright. __________________ "I can't be arsed to repeat it over and over again.", BE2, July 22, 2010

03-10-2010, 08:39 PM	#13
skunk Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,547	Re: This Week's Special.....A Free Toaster Why is she not making me a sandwich then? That's not a request.

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