When people look back and question the government response, the government will be able to say "We even sent a blimp".

I hope the plan is to roll the blimp around in the oil and soak some of it up.

What, that's not it...

It will hang around the coast looking for oil.

I think they can ask anyone in the area where the oil is. The problem has been having equipment to pick up oil.

But anyway, carry on government.

At least they're employing the blimp pilot and crew.

The US Navy, no charge.

Bet the blimp guys begged for the mission since they have probably sat around for years waiting on a slow moving, unarmed enemy.

HAVE NO FEAR GUYS!

We're sending in our high tech, cutting edge equipment to handle this mess!



We'll be there in about a month... pending favorable weather conditions...

That oil doesn't stand a chance!

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Glad to see that a flock of something that flies is still alive.

hahahaha

ok... so My brain went completely off topic...

NEWS REPORT!

FLOCK OF SEAGULLS FOUND DEAD!



(meh, one can daydream right?)

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It will be a big oops if the aromatic compounds rising from the oil spill eat up the material on the outside of the blimp.

It's called "The Theilmann Procedure."

Basically it involves acquiring a huge self-inflating gas bag and then letting it loose on the problem.

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`Really, now you ask me,' said Alice, very much confused, `I don't think--'
`Then you shouldn't talk,' said the Hatter.

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I want to help you in your struggle to be free.
- Paul Simon

How can you get a goose out of a bottle?

That sounds about right,

Navy Blimp after BP enforces no fly zone over oil spill.

Planes, helicopters, FUCKING SATELLITES IN SPACE But wait thats not enough! Send in our Blimp squadron!

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Why is the US navy still maintaining fucking blimps? And what crackhead in the US Navy thought Blimp monitoring would beat planes, boats, and FUCKING SPACE SATELLITES!?!?

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Fuck me and my American stupidity....

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