Yes sir, I have missed you, and I appreciate the effort and expense involved in PROVIDING US WITH Amkon.
Thank you for that, as always.
I shit myself at work about four hours ago, it was only moderately awkward.
Then after that there were these horrible women who were fighting in the parking lot, and then the door man told me to drive around the building and they would be in the bushes by the little one man no handle side door. They were so well hidden in the bushes I thought it was a myth, I couldn't even see them in there, but eventually the door man came back around and pointed them out
All of this is pointless taxi babble. It's because I am still at work this second. It's what we talk about with other drivers. Sorry
So we get the women out of the bushes. They break the molding off the inside of the car door. They sob and kiss each other, they accuse me of going the wrong way. The one giving me directions is having some consistent brain problem where when she means "left" she says "fight" yes like FIGHT CLUB..."Go fight! Go fight!"
Anyway so we get there. It was good work on my part to find the place too. Then they start yelling I have their car keys. No I do not. I search the car thoroughly.
Obviously the car keys are back at the bar in the bushes they like so well.
This is a boring story, sorry about that. I told the boss IF YOU GET ANY PHONE CALLS from senseless women concerning car keys, do not entertain their scenario.
YES THANK YOU FOR THE FORUM KEEP AND PAYING FOR IT ALL FOR US
I NEVER REMEMBER TO SAY THINK YOU
I PREFER FUCK YOU I GUESSSSS SMIRK
I AMD GLAD THINGS ARE WORKING OUT KINDA WITH YOUR PUSSY
I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DEAL WITH THE SICK ANIMALS YOU LOVE
I HAVE A LONG PAST OF DOING THAT
MY HEART DOCTOR A COUPLE YEARS AGO FREAKED OUT SAYING MY LAB SHOW I AM DIABETIC
HE WANTED ME TO SEE MY CLINIC DOC TO GET FULLY TESTED THEY TESTED AND I WAS CLOSE BUTT NO CIGAR
SO I JUST WAS FAR MORE CAREFUL PIGGING OUT AND WENT BACK TO MY LIMITED FOOD CHOICES
IT WORKED MY NEXT LAB WORK SHOWED I WAS NO PLACE NEAR BEING A DIABETIC
I WAS OS GLAD AS I WAS SICK OF BEING SICK ALREADY
HA HA HAAAAA WELL FUCK HEART FAILURE JUST IS THIS CONSTANT DRAIN ON ENERGY AND I AM KINDA ENERGETIC TYPE PERSONALITY
SO IT'S LIKE HOLDING ME DOWN WITH A NET I JUST KEEP TOSSING ALL ABOUT AND GET MORE AND MORE PISSED RIGHT OFF
SO CRANKY AS A MOTHER FUCKING FIRE CRACKER
I LOVE YOUR STORIES AND MISSED THEM GREATLY AS WELL LEX'S AND OTHER PEOPLE BANTER
SO GLAD YOU ALL ARE OK AND TRICKLING BACK INOT THE NEW FRESH FORUM
I DON'T CARE FOR THE FRESH PAIN SMELL AT ALL
BUTT THE PADDED TOILET SEATS ARE A REMARKABLE CHOICE THAT SHOWS REAL STYLE
A MAN AFTER MY ASS .....
WHO COULD BLAME YOU I DO HAVE A MIGHT FINE RUMP
NOW I DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP