This place came with a home warranty when I bought it and I was TOO STUPID TO USE IT.
The dishwasher didn't work when I bought the condo in 2007, I never checked it before I bought the place, I never paid attention to the paperwork containing the home warranty until LONG TIME LATER when it had expired, the dishwasher still does not work today.
We can substitute the words "air conditioner built into the wall," for the word "dishwasher" in the previous sentence, and it will also be a true story.
Why are there ceiling tiles on your mechanic job, Lex, are you doing boats or motor homes?
I have a new job starting in ten hours, at 4am, I find myself excited about this one.
It will be driving a box truck, delivering wholesale produce. My only worry is that they will turn against me for seeming fat and old and slow and out of breath, but I can load and unload a truck all day long as long as THEY LET ME PACE MYSELF, I had this exact same seasonal job loading and unloading HONEYBAKED HAMS for Easter on a box truck 3 or 4 years ago, the big days were like 150 cases, did everything by myself slowly and steadily and it went fine. By the end of the 3 week job I was really getting the pump in my forearms, my veins were coming back, I have not had vascularity SINCE FOREVER. The new job says YOU CAN LIFT 50 POUNDS? which is okay, some jobs want you to lift 100 pounds all day long hauling building supplies.
It will IF THIS WORKS OUT be nice to have a job where I am forced to get exercise BUT NOT TOO MUCH, where I get out of the building and drive most of the time so that time flies and I don't have to look at co-workers very much, with health insurance, I haven't had health insurance since 1982. LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY I SAVED ON NOT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT, heehee.
Oh well, I can always get another job if this one goes bad, nothing matters anyway, BUT IT LOOKS SUITABLE.