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Offline TheSyndicate

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I'm back
« on: March 12, 2017, 02:55:51 PM »
Been busy moving, getting, and training for a new job. And stuck on this piece of shit tablet til I can replace the charger for the laptop. Anyway, still here, still queer, etc.

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2017, 03:21:17 PM »
WELL GOOD MAN SHIT SURE SHIFTED OR CHANGED FOR YOUR BUTT IT SOUNDS LIKE

HOLY SHIT MARY

NEW JOB ?? NEW PLACE TO LIVE ???

DANG MAKES MY HEAD HURT

OH WELL ON WITH THE SHOW.....

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2017, 03:23:25 PM »
Welcome back! You have been sorely missed. Do you wanna know a secret?




*you are my favorite queer American. SHUUUUSH.....don't tell SCREAM, he might get jealous.



For that matter........Don't tell Mojo! I don't think he's gay, but he damn sure isn't that particular.
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Re: I'm back
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2017, 03:32:26 PM »
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! I missed you two goofballs. :P ♡♡♡♡♡♡

And yeah, still techy shit, just in Athens now instead of driving to Atlanta several times a week. And moved in with Mamacita. At the place she's been for a while, but got a lease on a pretty swanky apartment near downtown, moving in there towards the end of next month.
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Re: I'm back
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2017, 03:51:35 PM »
Welcome back! You have been sorely missed. Do you wanna know a secret?




*you are my favorite queer American. SHUUUUSH.....don't tell SCREAM, he might get jealous.



For that matter........Don't tell Mojo! I don't think he's gay, but he damn sure isn't that particular.

I CAAN'T SPEEL BUTZ I CAN READZ A BIT

I AM CRUSHED I AM NOT YOUR NUMBER ONE  ....

DOES THAT MAKE ME NUMBER TWO ...EWWWWWW...FLUCH THAT BOWL HONEY

I WILL BUY A WIG AND GO TOPLESS FOR YOU

AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS NUMBER ONE AGAIN.....

TOOTZ

WHERE ARE MY KOO-LOTS....??? THE ORANGE ONES I WEARE WITH MY HOT PINK PUMPS AND NO UNDERWEAR....

JUST SOZ YOU KNOWZ

MY JUNK IS LOOSE AND FREEE...TASTY

HERE IS A PICTURE >>>

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http://40.media.tumblr.com/34ce4c61b116cb8657bed8ae98b82d69/tumblr_mvei8hB2pX1rbe3dko1_1280.jpg


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Re: I'm back
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2017, 03:54:28 PM »

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2017, 03:59:55 PM »
Well, did make sure it had a spare room. For y'know, things. And stuff.

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2017, 10:19:33 AM »
Been busy moving, getting, and training for a new job. And stuck on this piece of shit tablet til I can replace the charger for the laptop. Anyway, still here, still queer, etc.

I was worried that you were giving us up for lent.

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2017, 01:25:40 AM »
welcome back mate or miss or whatever :p

(ps witch I am particular about not being particular ;) )

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2017, 03:46:04 PM »
NEW job is nice, are you doing Python and Ruby?
A friend of mine is doing this boot camp:

http://www.devpointlabs.com/uofu-proed-webdev

except when she started it it wasn't hooked up to the University of Utah and it was $11,000 for 11 weeks

she says it's great, I ought to do it...I'ma wait and see what job she gets out of it...she knows people who have gotten good jobs out of it, already...she didn't know any more coding than I do, to begin with...

what do you think, Syndi?

the real problem is not the school or the job market (Of Course) but me...no one will hire me out of the school because I hate everybody and I have rotten teeth and I don't want to be hired...plus it is a lazy man's weakness of mind, I like to find one thing (oh I will go to school, oh this, oh that) and pin future hopes on it... whereas if I were less lazy and worthless, day to day, on a granular level, THAT WOULD BE BETTER than having a big plan

plus I should write commercial works like HARRY POTTER anyways...computer code will write itself in about five minutes, those jobs go bye-bye

yeah so, since last AMKON check-in I managed to quit that one good job driving for Sundance festival guests...I was making two hundred bucks a day (good money in my world, but, they angered me, I got that angry buffalo thing, better I leave)

just now I got two new jobs, been driving for a different cab company where instead of paying out a fixed amount per shift, they just take a percentage...I am required to show up FRI SAT SUN nights, I can about stand to do that 36 hours

then today I just took the drug test for this weird "front end of e-commerce" job, they been talking to me for weeks, they are dreamy and slowly, the plan is doing that 30 hours part time on weekdays to start, doing both jobs at once...presumably next week that will start

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqrbdnBcI-A[/video]
I don't understand their business model, it's like UPS and eBay with apps?

anyway, hi kids, missed y'all

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2017, 10:11:45 PM »
WB Brother.

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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2017, 11:12:12 AM »
Tyche and Lex and DFB!!!

Nope, haven't gone Catholic, still a vaguely Pagan heathen. DFB, course sounds interesting if it's something you'd like doing. I wouldn't if there's like hidden fees and shit, though. Anything you wanna know about computers, you can learn online for free, and most IT manager types don't put much weight on certifications. If you just go into the interview, hold a conversation about whatever the job entails, and work something in about some super cool creative workaround involving a neat obscure trick, they'll hire you.

So, Sunday I officially moved into Mamacita's place, and started the new gig Monday. I've just been exhausted and trying to get settled in for a while now. Haven't felt like doing much of anything computer related that involves more than a couple clicks, but now that the job hunt craziness, and moving stuff is done, I'll be here. Maybe not as much as before, new job eats a lot more of my time, but I was like jonesing for this place and missing the hell out of y'all. ♡♡♡

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2017, 02:49:56 PM »
Good for you with your new and improved life. If anyone deserves to be happy......it's you. 

A personal question, you can tell me to go fuck myself if you want.....but how do you dress for this new job. Do they know that you are trans?
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2017, 04:52:03 PM »
Tyche and Lex and DFB!!!

Nope, haven't gone Catholic, still a vaguely Pagan heathen. DFB, course sounds interesting if it's something you'd like doing. I wouldn't if there's like hidden fees and shit, though. Anything you wanna know about computers, you can learn online for free, and most IT manager types don't put much weight on certifications. If you just go into the interview, hold a conversation about whatever the job entails, and work something in about some super cool creative workaround involving a neat obscure trick, they'll hire you.

So, Sunday I officially moved into Mamacita's place, and started the new gig Monday. I've just been exhausted and trying to get settled in for a while now. Haven't felt like doing much of anything computer related that involves more than a couple clicks, but now that the job hunt craziness, and moving stuff is done, I'll be here. Maybe not as much as before, new job eats a lot more of my time, but I was like jonesing for this place and missing the hell out of y'all. ♡♡♡

I'm glad you are doing well, Syndi <3

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2017, 11:00:02 PM »
OHHHHH MY FRIKEN FUCK ASS DDDDDDDFFFFFFBBBBBB

WHAT THE FUCK DUCK

TEMPER ??? NOT YOU CALM COOL COLLECTED

SMIRK

$ 200 A DAY IS PRETTY SEEET MONEY I THINK 48 K A YEAR GIVE OR TAKE....

OH WELL GLAD YOU CAN SLIP INOT SOME GOOD GIGS IT WOULD SEEM

SLOWLY THE MAIN CORE TWITS ARE APPEARING HERE MAKES MY OLD HEART SING SOME NASTY SONG


NEW JOBS PRISON TIME ANAL SEX MY YOU ALL HAVE BEEN BUSY

I WAS SO HAPPY TO READ THE CHARGE ON LEX DIDN'T HOLD UP I NEVER THOUGHT GLORY HOLE CHARGE WAS GOING TO STICK

I CALLED THAT COMPANY AND TOLD THEM WASN'T IT THE BIG BOSS GETTING HEAD IN THERE WELL NEXT THING I KNEW LEX WAS FREEEE AGAIN TO SUCK....

MADE MY DAY

HAPPY SLURPING LEX

WIPE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH THAT LOOKS SO NASTY I MIGHT BLOW CHUNKS DEAR LORD

WELL I HAD SEX WITH A MORMON AND YESSS... HE WAS WEARING THEM MAGIC UNDERWEAR

HE GOT ALL PISSY WHEN I RIPPED OPEN THE BACK IN MY SHAKY HASTE

HOW WAS I TO KNOW HE HAD SOME MAGIC FLAP BACK THERE I WAS IN A FRENZY AND FAT HURRY I CAME TWICE IN HIS FACE

LET;S SEE WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON

OH I AM POPPING MY CHERRY

I AM BUYING MY FIRST ROOF EVER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST $ 6200 IS THAT GOLD YOU ARE USING UP THERE FUCK ME

I HAVE SOME DEADLY STICKER SHOCK BUTT MAAA CUT LOOSE WITH HER CASH OR CHECK ONCE IT'S DONE

I FELT THAT I MAY DIE BEFORE HER AND MENTIONED HOW I WOULD GET FUCKED OUT OF ANY INHERITANCE  IN THIS ENTIRE LIFE TIME AS DADDY DEAREST WROTE ME OUT OF HIS WILL

FUCK ME I DID THREATEN TO BLOW HIS AND HIS LAWYERS FUCKING HEADS OFF ONCE I FLEW IN FROM COLORADO WITH THE NEW SHOT GUN I WOULD BUY

THAT SOURED THE WHOLE WILL  DEAL

BUTT FUCK HIS MONEY I SAID WHO NEEDS IT

THEN SUDDENLY I NEEDED IT

BAD

FOR LIKE 2 YEARS WAITING TO GET SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY FUCK CHUCK



YEAH WELL MAAA GETS I COULD TAKE A BIG DUMP BEFORE HER SO SHE SAID BEFORE THE CEILING FALLS IN GO AHEAD AND GET A ROOF YOU HAVE NEEDED ONE FOR 10 YEARS

SO I LINED IT UP AND GOT A PRICE DROP OF $ 500 OH WELL IT'S THE START OF THE SEASON AND THE GUY KNEW I SAID USE A VERY SHARP PENCIL WHEN YOU COME UP WITH THE PRICE FOR RAPE

THANKS

POP MY CHERRY I TOLD HIM

HE SAID WHAT DID YOU SAY LOLOLOLOL

YEAH WELL HE LAUGHED LATER SO HE GOT IT

PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND ME IS IT THE HEAVY LISP ???

FUCK NUTS

NASTY BOWLING PINS

NO WONDER I JUST WANT TO KNOCK THEM ALL DOWN

DFB HAS ABGER ISSUES JUST LIKE ME



OH MAN

WHERE DID I SIT MY DOUBLE HEADED DILDO

OH YEAH I MAY BE RAIDED AND GO DO SOME TIME

I TRIED NOT TO MAKE ACTUAL THREATS BY JUST IMPLYING

AND THIS KIDS DAD IS SOME FAT ASS LAWYER HIGH UP IN NEW MEXICO

LONG ASS STORY BUTT I KINDA FREAKED OUT YESTERDY

I BLAME LOW HEART FLOW OR WILL TRY USING THAT AT MY HEARING

SO I HAVE THINGS SET UP AND STOCKED UP JUST INCASE AS I KNEW THINGS COULD GO WRONG

DEFENDING MY SISTER WITH HER DAUGHTER HER JOCK ITCH HUSBAND AND HIS RICH LAWYER DAD

I THINK SOME MOLESTATION IS GOING ON WITH THE 5 MONTH OLD BABY GIRL AND HER SISTER AROUND6 I THINK NOW

I HAVE NO PROOF IT'S JUST SMACKS OF COVER UP AND CHILD ABUSE

SO I FLIPPED OUT

THE 24 YEAR OLD DADDY IS IN HAWII AFTER A FAILED TRIP TO BE A INSTANT GURU TO THE STARS NEW AGE SHIT FIT IDEAS

WELL THEN HE HAD TO FLY THEM ALL BACK AND MAYBE TRY THIS ALONE ON HIS OWN

YA THINK ???

SO HE NEVER HAS HAD OR HELD ANY JOB FOR ANY TIME AT ALL

I RIPPED HIM 3 NEW ASSHOLES WHEN HE CALLED ME FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME EVER LOLOL

I ASKED WHO IS THIS IN MY CURT MANNER

HE SAID JOSH I SAID MAN YOU SOUND GAY ARE YOU GAY

LOL

WELL THINGS BROKE ICE ALL OVER SO LET IT FLOW BABY CAKES

I WAS YELLING AND CUSSING AND TOLD HIM HE WAS A LAZY ASS BITCH AND PSYCOPAT AND THAT THE ABUSE YTHEY HAVE DONE TO MY SISTER  WAS SO BAD THEY MIGHT HAVE TO PAY DEARLY

SEEMS I SCARED MY NIECE WITH MY EMAILS PRETTY BAD SHE WASN'T TALKING TO HER MOTHER MY SISTER VIKI

BUTT SHE SUDDENLY WAS AND MANY EMAILS LATER VIKI SAID CHUCK KNOCK IT OFF

THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY DANGEROUS I DON'T WANT YOU HURT

OR IN JAIL HE CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED

I SAID LET HIM TRY I MAY GO ON THE ROAD IN A RENTED SUV AND RICK FRESH OUT OF JAIL ON THE METH SALES DEAL SAYS HE IS UP FOR A NASTY ROAD TRIP AS I KINDA NEED A PART TIME DRIVER IF I GET SLEEP TIRED WHILE DRIVING T NEW MEXICO

WELL I DID MENTION MY METH FRIEND AND A VACATION SAYING FUCK YOU TSA

BUTT SOME HOW THEY READ THIS AS A HIT MAN COMING I HAVE NO CLUE HOW THAT GOT INTO THEIR HEADS AS I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HARM ANYONE


WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

HE ASKED

WOULD YOU HARM ME THIS LAD ASKED

I SAID OH NOW I THINK YOU ARE ALL I THOUGHT AND SOO SO MUCH MORE

AND SUCH A GOOD FATHER TO YOUR GIRLS AND WIFE SUCK ASS FUCKER

AND BEHIND TORTURING VIKI SO I HAVE NO UPSET WITH YOU AND I CAN'T FLY ANY WAYS SO I COULD DRIVE

HE SAID TO HAWII

I SAID NO SILLY WHEN YOU COMIN BACK I WANTED TO PLAN A SMALL PARTY FOR YOU I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU FACE TO FACE ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T GAY YOU SOUND SO DAMN QUEER TO ME AND I SHOULD KNOW

WELL YOU SEE HOW IT WILL GO......

VIKI WAS FRANTIC I SENT A COPY OF EVERY EMAIL AND ALSO POST SOME OF MY BANTER ON OR IN A THREAD

SO I FELT I WAS NOT HIDDING ANYTHING AND WHY GET ALL UPSET

YOU KNOW PEOPLE THAT JUST TAKE ME WRONG EVERY DAMN TIME

SOMETIMES THEY NEED THE SPIT SLAPPED OUT THEIR LITTLE FAT CHEEKS

I AM VERY HELPFUL IN THAT WAY

I JUST CAN NOT WALK BY LITTLE KIDS BEING ABUSED AND I AM RELATED TO THESE LITTLE INNOCENT GIRLS SO I LOVE THEM THEY ARE PART OF MY FUCKING SISTER I TOLD JOCK ITCH HE WAS ALSO PRETTY UPSET THAT I CHANGED HIS NAME TO JOCK ITCH

AND ALSO CHANGED LACEY'S DAD'S NAME

SMIRK

JCOK ITCH WANTED TO KNOW WHY I POSTED MY CELL PHONE NUMBER AND WANTED HIM TO CALL ME

I SAID GEEE I JUST WANTED TO FINALLY MET YOU AND GET A IDEA WHAT KINDA DUMB LITTLE FAT LAZY FUCK FACE YOU ARE JCOK ITCH

HE NEVER ONCE HUNG UP ON ME AND I SAID SO SO SOOOO MANY DELIGHTFUL THINGS TO HIM

HE IS LIKE A MASTER DEBTOR IN THE NEW AGE CIRCLE THEY WANT HIM TO BECOME A GREAT GURU AND AS A LINE COOK NOW AT LEST HE IS OFF HIS DEAD ASSS FAT BUTT

I TOLD HIM

STUPID LITLE CUNT WAFFEL

SO THERE YOU GO A UPDATE BEFORE THE STATE LOCAL CIA AND FBI AND MY SHERIFF SHOW UP TO RAID ME

I HAD TO ALER MAAAA SADLY AS MY SISTERASKED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE STOP NOOW

SO I EASED UP ON THE EMAILS TO HER BITCH DAUGGHTER

SMIRK

I TOLD HER I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THEM ALL WORRIED

HER EX HUSBAND WAS MY POT GROW HOUSE PARTNER AND HE FUCKED ME OVER SENDING OUNCES MY FUCKING MAIL TO PAY HIS SHARE OF THE HOSES RENT

HE ACTUALLY MAIL ONCES TO THE GROW HOUSE ADDRESS NOT THE PO BOX I SET UP

THEN TOLD ME GO SELL THE POT IN YOUR GAY BARS

WELL I DID THAT BUTT THAT IS A LITTLE RISKY EVEN FOR ME

I MET JOE SO IT ALL TURNED OUT BLISS UNTIL I DECIDED TO FUCK JOH UP

I COULDN'T DROP A DIME AND RAT HIM OUT AS MY SISTER WAS DEEPLY CONNECTED AT THE TIME

I COULDN'T MESS JOHNS FACE UP AND STICK HIS TAZER UUP HIS TOUGH GUY ASS

WHAT SHORT LITTLE MAN CARRIES A TAZER ON HIS TAZER HOLSTER AT ALL TIMES ???

BOOO

SUCK AS FUCK

PLUS THAT LITTLE MATTER OF HIM AND MY JOE DOING GAY THINGS LIKE JOE SUCKING JOHN OFF WHILE JOHN IS HOOKED UP TO MY SISTER

WELL YOU SEE JOHN WAS ASKING FOR SOME VERY UGLY ENERGY TO COME HIS WAY I MUST SAY

SO I DUMPED ALL THE CROPS IN A FEILDS NEAR THE HOUSES AND RIPPED DOWN THE ELECTRIC IN A INSANE TEMPER

PULLED ALL THE WHITE PLASTIC OFF THE INSIDE WINDOWS AND WALKED

WELL MAYBE RAN AS JOE HAD CLEARED OUT THE CASH REGISTER IN YUMA

FOR HIS LAST CHECK AS WE PLANNED TO GO ON THE ROAD IN A MOVING TRUCK FAST

OH MAN

COPS WERE DRIVING BY THE GROW HOUSE LOLOLOL

JOE GOT AWAY DRESSED AS REGINA  I SPLIT A GUT SEEING HIM DRESSED AS A GIRL

HE IS SUPER DARK SKIN MEXICAN

OR WAS

AND THIS HORRIBLE CHEESY WIG WAS MIX FROSTED BLOND BROWNISH

THRIFT STORE

JOE HAS NEVER BEEN A DRG QUEEN THIS WAS GOING TO BE USED WITH THE POSSIBLE PRINTED CHECKS TO BE CASHED LOLOL

GLAD WE NEVER HELPED OUT WITH THAT ONE

JOE FLEW TO NEW MEXICO AND I WAS LEFT WITH COP CARS DRIVING PAST THE HOUSE AND BEATING HARD ON THE BIG FRONT DOOR SOO ONCE THEY QUIT LATE AT NIGHT I BAGGED UP THE PLANTS FULL DOUBLE GARAGE AND 3 OF THE 4 BEDROOMS

AND DUMPED THEM IN A FIELD NEAR THE HOUSE NO COPS CAUGHT ME

I LOADED THE MOVING TRUCK ALL ALONE AND WE HAD A FULL TRUCK OF SHIT I AM TELLING YOU I NEEDE HELP WITH THE SOFA AND A FE LARGE ITEMS BAD]
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BUTT MY BOSS FREAKED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL THE GROW LIGHT WHEN I RAISED THE GARGE DOOR WE GOT THE HEAVY SHIT IN AND HE SAID LOOK CHARLIE I HAVE FUCKING KID I CAN'T HELP ANYMOR

THEN I SAW A COP CAR WAY DOWN THE STREET SO I SAID YEAH LEAVE RIGHT NOW POINTING AT THE COP CAR AND I GOT THE GARAGE DOOR BACK CLOSE AND JUST MADE IT IN THE FRONT DOOR TO SEE THE COP SITTTING STILL IN FRON OF THE HOUSE

FUCK ME

I WAS SURE I WAS FRIED RICE

oh yeah here is the thread

http://www.proxywhore.com/invboard/index.php?/topic/337093-i-have-been-busysome-crazy-antics-again/


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