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Offline Lexion

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Since I'm on the road, part tres
« on: March 09, 2017, 12:49:39 AM »
No longer on the road.

Working night shift.

Will try to get cool pics.

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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2017, 01:11:04 AM »
just be mindful if I'm able to convert all the old stuff on the weekend you may lose these posts, will try not to. :)

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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2017, 05:47:12 AM »
screammmmmmm

SCREAMMMMMMMMMM


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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2017, 11:11:43 PM »
just be mindful if I'm able to convert all the old stuff on the weekend you may lose these posts, will try not to. :)

Guess I can tell some secrets, then.

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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2017, 11:27:23 AM »

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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2017, 02:33:19 AM »
Had a press Operator cause another catastrophic situation today.


Normal for second shift.

I went ballistic, called my boss.

This guy fucking laughs when we need to fix
his fuck ups.

When we have to fix them, the Joker disappears.

Any  way, long fucking night.

I hate the adrenaline rush crash.


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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2017, 12:14:08 PM »
Time for that guy to have a "near-miss"............or a couple
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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2017, 03:43:13 PM »
THAT GUY IS A TOTAL JERK IDIOT

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE HIM

SICK FUCKER

DENT HEADS

MY SISTER JUST TOOK ON A NEW COUPLE TO CARE TAKE FOR

THE OLD MAN USE TO BE A VETNARIAN VERY WEALTHY MONSTER HOUSE JUST FOR THE TWO OF THEM

HE IS LIKE 74 AND MEMORY ISSUES AND FUNNY AS HELL

THE FIRST DAY STORY WAS 4 HOURS OF INSANITY A COP PULLED THEM OVER AND LET THEM GO BECAUSE SHE >>> THE COP SAID SHE HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM

MY SISTER WAS DRIVING LOLOLOL

THE RENTED SUV BECAUSE THE OLD MAN SOME WAY TOTALLED HIS SUV BEFORE MY SISTER STARTED WORK

LOL

THIS GUY TIES THE DOORS CLOSED WITH A EXTENSION LADDER HE JUST SPENT TWO HOURS AT THE STORAGE UNIT HACKSAWING TWO CABLES LOCKING HIS LADDER AND HE HAD NO KEYS

LMAO

MY SISTERS COMMENTS AND TELLING THE TALE WERE HILARIOUS I HAD TO CALL HER TO HEAR HER VERBALLY TELL ME STUFF

$ 22 PER HOUR SHE KEEPS GETTING REFERRALS WORD OF MOUTH I GUESS SHE GETS THE NEXT ONE WHEN SHE IS RESTED UP FROM THE LAST ONE OR ONES

WE THINK WE HAVE JOB ISSUES

WE HAVE NO IDEA

THE WIFE WALKED OUT WITH JUST A T...SHIRT NO PANTIES

IN THE DRIVE WAY AS VIKI WAS TOLD TO KEEP HONKING THE HORN AS THE OLD MAN GETTING SURGERY THIS COMING WEEK ON HIS BACK

WAS STUCK IN THE SECOND SEAT OF THE SUV AS THE COP HAD CLOSED THE CAR DOOR AS HE HAD ASKED HER TO DO SO THEY COULD CONTINUE THE SHORT DISTANCE ON TO HIS HOUSE

THERE HAD BEEN  NO ONE TO CLOSE THE CAR DOOR AT THE STORAGE UNIT SO HE DEMANDED

VIKI MY SISTER DRIVE ON BUTT TAKE IT EASY

HE WANTED HER TO REACH HIS SANDWICH SHE MADE HIM BEFORE THEY LEFT THE HOUSE SITTING ON THE DASH

SHE TOLD HIM NO THE ROPES WERE IN HER WAY LOLOLOLOL AND SHE WAS DRIVING RIGHT NOW

HE IS EX MILITARY AND ANAL RETENTIVE..SO WHILE IN HELLISH PAIN AND ON HIGH LEVELS OF PAIN PILLS HE DIDN'T LIKE WASTING TIME JUST LAYING BACK THERE.....LOL...HE WANTED TO FINISH HIS LUNCH

OH GOD IT HAD TO BE CARTOON LIKE FOR HER

SHE IS USE TO CRAZY AS I AM HER OLDEST BROTHER....LOL

THE OLD MAN IS FLYING TO TEXAS TO GET HIS BACK FIXED

SO MY SIS WILL BE MOSTLY WATCHING OVER HIS WIFE UNTIL HIS RETURN FROM TXAS SURGERY

SANTA FE HAS A WILD COLLECTION OF WEIRD FUNNY INSANE PEOPLE OFTEN WEALTHY ONES MY SISTER IS FINDING SHE WORKS FOR

THEY ARE AGING FAST AND GOING NUTTY

I NEED TO START MY SECOND BOOK SOON



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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2017, 10:15:57 PM »
Figured I'd get written up today.

Nope.

That idiot still has his job.

Fucking amazing.

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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2017, 12:30:19 PM »
WELL WHY WOULD THEY WRITE YOU UP THEY SHOULD
 SLAP THAT FUCKER AND KNOCK THE SPIT OUT HIS FACE

I USE TO BE A FUN MANAGER LOLOL

HR WOULD HAVE ME ARRESTED NOW DAYS

I MADE THIS GIRL CRY ONCE SHE WAS BEING A LAZY TWAT AND I TOLD HER GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE AND YOU SURE HAVE NOT FOOLED ME

OR I WILL CUT YOUR HOURS WAY BACK AND HIRE SOMEONE ELSE UNTIL YOU LEAVE

SHE WAS SOBBING

I SAID YEAH YEAH TURN THAT SHIT ON


BABY

YIKES HE FATHER CALLED ME SORRY ASS UP

I TOLD HIM LOOK SHE IS BEING SNEAKY LAZY YOU DEAL WITH IT I AM NOT BABY SITTING YOUR KIDS HERE

AND HUNG UP ON HIM

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SORRY LAUGHING

AND STARTED CARRYING HER OWN WEIGHT

I TOLD HER GOOD JOB A COUPLE TIMES AND SHE JUST BEAMED

I THINK BLUNT TO THE POINT WITH A LITTL SOFT CUSSIN HELPS

OR FIRE THEIR FUCKIN ASS GET OUT I AM SICK OF YOU

I HATED BEING FIRED AND HATED FIRING SOMEONE

UNLESS I REALLY WAS MAD AT THEM

MY LAST BOOS POSITION WAS MY CLEANING COMPANY I HIRED EVERYONE MYSELF MET THEM AT DENNY'S

TOLD THEM YOU WORK FOR ME BUTT YOU REALLY WORK FOR THIS TEMP COMPANY

SO THAT I CAN DUMP UYOU JUST BY CUTTING YOUR HOURS IF YOU WANT TO BE A LAZY PERSON

I FINALLY TOLD THEM ALL TO GET LOST

THEY CRIED ABUT THE LARGE PLACES THEY HAD TO CLEAN AND I SAID NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY FUCKERS I AM DUMPING THESE BIG ACCOUNTS AND ALL OF YOU

I HOPE YOUR ARE ALL HAPPY NOW

BYE BYE

IT WAS SO MUCH FUN THE 8 PEOPLE I HAD WORKING WERE ALL SNEAKY LAZY ON ME I TOLD THEM I SPIED ON THEM ALL

AND ALWAYS HAVE SO QUIT LYING TO ME IT PISSES ME OFF

JUST DO YOUR FUCKIN JOBS AND WE WILL GET ALONG FINE
THIS LITTLE VERY CUTE MEXICAN GAL

HAD HER DAD DIE ON HER

I GOT A LITTLE GRIEF CARD AND A BOOK FROM A LADY THAT PRINTED THEM UP AS SHE LOST HER HUSBAND

I WAS KIND AND REALLY CARED

THIS LITTLE CUNT

TAKES A 65 GALLON TRASH BAG WITH ALL THE BREAK ROOM COFFEE GROUNDS

AND DRAGS THAT FULL BAG DOWN THIS HALL WITH LIGHT BLUE CARPET

IT  MUSTA BEEN LIKE 50 YEARS LONG I KID YOU NOT THEN SHE FINISHES THE BUILDING AND LEAVES

I INSPECTED EVERY ACCOUNT AS WELL I SHOULD

THERE IS THIS MASSIVE WIDE SKID MARK ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL AND INTO THE MAIN CUBICAL AREA WHERE THE BIG BOOSES OF THIS COMPANY ARE

SHE DID THAT WITH FULL INTENT

IT TOOK ME HOURS TO GET MY CARPET CLEANING MACHINE AND CLEAN THAT FUCKING SLUTS SNAIL TRAIL

I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED AT HER

SHE COMES IN PLAYING BE SAD FOR ME MY DADDY DIED

I HAD CLEANED MY OWN ACCOUNTS EARLY SO I COULD CLEAN HER WHOLE BUILDING MYSELF

I LET HER START AND WATCHED HER

SURE ENOUGH SHE MADE A POINT OF TURNING OFF THE ALARM AND WALKING WAY AROUND TO GO LOOK AT THAT LONG ASS HALL

I ALMOST SMASHED THE WINDOW I WAS WATCHING HER THROUGH

I GOT MY BADGE AND BUZZED IN THE LAB DOORS SLAMMING THEM LOUD

I CALLED HER NAME OVER AND OVER ALSMOST SCREAMING

SHE SAID WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

I SAID IT'S YOU SHE WAS SO SHOCKED I TOLD HER YOU DRAGGED THAT BAG DOWN MY HALL AND LEFT THAT MESS FOR ME

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS BUILDING GIVE ME YOUR ELECTRONIC BADGE NOW

I HAD SAID FIRST SO SHE KINDA HAD A CLUE I WAS FIRING HER FUCKING ASS

SEE I WAS NICE AND HELPED HER AS SHE HAD TWO SMALL KIDS AND A DEAD DADDY

AND SHE STILL FUCKED ME OVER

SHE STOLE MY ACCOUNTING BUILDING ACCOUNT

SHE WENT IN AND TOLD THE OWNER HOW I HAD FIRED HER BEFORE I COULD GET THE KEY AWAY FROM HER

I HAD TO CALL HIM AND HE TOLD ME THEY WOULDN'T NEED MY COMPANY THEY HIRED HER

I TOLD HIM DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW HOW YOU KEEP LOOKING AT HER ASS FUCKER

I MAILED A SYMPATHY CARD TO HIS BUSINESS WITH HIS WIFES NAME ON IT

LMAO

FUCK THEM PEOPLE

I AM SURE SHE FUCKED HIM OVER IN NO TIME SHE RAN ON HER GOOD LOOKS AND SNAKE LIKE FAKE LIAR CUNT FLAP WAYS






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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2017, 03:36:37 PM »
No longer on the road.

Working night shift.

Will try to get cool pics.

Hey Lex, how are you?

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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2017, 04:02:32 PM »
yeah lex fill us in

WHAT WENT DOWN

WHY SO QUIET NOW ???

DID YOU MEAT A NICE GAY MAN ???

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WELL

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GET FIRED AGAIN

I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH GIVING HEAD IN THE BATH ROOM DURING YOUR LUUNCH BREAKS

I MEAN WHO CARES....GOD KNOWS I DON'T

WHAT ELSE ARE GLORY HOLES FOR ???

HOPE YOU ARE OK

CHAPSTICK



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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2017, 02:38:06 PM »


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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2017, 07:54:26 PM »
WELL...

I TRIED TO BE COMFORTING AND KIND

ALONG WITH TOTALLY UNDERSTANDING AS ONLY I CAN BE



WHAT MRE DOES HE WANT FROM A OLD FUCKING FAGGOT

I MAY ASK


WELL THIS RIDE I AM ON IS TURNING MORE SUUREAL

BREATHING PROBLEMS GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW SLANT ON BEING ALIVE AND WHAT THE PANIC FEELING IS LIKE MAYBE WHEN YOU DIE

IT'S JUST A REAL HOOT

EVEN I MUST ADMIT

A LITTLE TIMITHY LEERY LOL MIXED IN MY LASD COFFEE TONIGHT

FUCK I WAS IN A PANIC FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO HAVE A BLOW OUT SHIT SUDDENLY SO I GRAB MY POT PIE AS THAT ALWAYS COMEW WITH ME TO THE PADDED TOILET SEAT

SO I DID THE TIGHT CHEEK WALK AS FAST AS MY SIZE 13 FEET WOULD CARRY ME

SLAMMED THE PIPE DOWN DID THE TURN AND PLOP

I FUCKIN MADE IT

BUTT THEN SUDDENLY I GET THIS TOTAL WAVE OF SUUUUREAL BREATHLESS FEELING NOT REALLY BECAUSE I WAS BREATHING FAST OR BREATHLES

WOW WHAT WAS THAT THEN I GOT THE FEELING I KNOW WELL

IT'S THIS FEELING LIKE ON A ELEVATOR AND THAT SUCKER DROPS FAST SO YOU GET THE DOUBLE FEELING WHERE MOST GO MUCH SLOWER DOWN

A FANCY BUILDING HAS THOSE SUCKERS THEY ALWAYS FREAK ME OUT

I HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS LOLOLOL

SO I IMAGINE FEE FALLING OFF A BUILDING TOWRDS THE STREET REAL FAST WHAT WOULD MY LAST THOUGHT BE ???

YEAH WELL THE FEELING I GOT ON THE POT

WAS 5 TIMES MORE POWERFUL BUTT SEEMED TO LAST A LONG TIME BUTT THEN I KNEW IT DIDN'T AND IT WAS GONE AND THIS PEACEFUL NON SOUND STILLNESS

FUCK MAN

I CAN'T PUT IT ALL INTO WORDS SO I WAS JUST LAUGHING THINKING YOU ALMOST DIED ON THE POT

LIKE DICK

DICK MY OLD BIKER FRIEND HOUSE WATCHED HAD BAD HEART AND SMOKING ILLNESS

I WAS GONE HE TOOK A SHIT IN HIS TIGHTY WHITEY UNDIES AND MADE IT TO THE LIVING ROOM

HE DIED IN MY LIVING ROOM THE 911 CREW TOOK HIM TO THE HOSPITAL BUTT I WAS PRETTY SURE HE WAS DEAD LEAVING HERE WHY THEY DIDN'T PUT THE SHEET OVER HIS FACE IS BEYOND ME

HE FORGOT TO FLUSH IS HOW WE PUT HIS LAST TIME TOGETHER HIS DAUGHTER GOT HERE BEFORE ME

DICK CALLED HER ANSWERING MACHINE SHE THEN HEARD IT AND BURNED RUBBER CLEAR UP HERE THE POOR THING

I WALKED IN TO SEE THE 911 GUYS GETTING READY TO TRY AND CARRY DICK DOWN MY STAIRS THEY HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME DOING THAT

ANY WAY DICK WAS DEAD

SO I ALMOST COPIED HIM FLASHED IN MY HEAD

TED

NOW THAT WAS A HEAD RUSH THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD I TELL YOU THAT FOR A FACT

I WAS FINE

OH I FELT LIKE SHIT BUTT SOME COFFE AND GATORADE AND A CAMEL AND HIT ON MY PIPE AND I WAS KINDA BACK TO NORMAL

SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE MY TRIP


WHAT A RIDE

I THINK I HAD WAY TO MUCH GOING DOWN

I DECIDED TO BUY A NEW ROOF NO EASY THING WITH HOME OWNERS ASSOCATION

THE MAIN REASON I SKIPPED A NEW ROOF I TOLD THEM IS THERE ANY RULE TO MAKE ME GET A NEW ROOF THEY SAID WELL NO



I SAID I WANTED A METAL ROOF YOU SAID NO NOW LOOK AT MY ROOF FOR YEARS AS IT FALLS APART AND LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT

CLICK THEY HUNG UP

I CALLED RIGHT BACK

I SAID I OWN THIS HOSE YOU MAINTAIN THE DGOD DAMNED ROAD AND BUTT THE FUCK OUT CLICK

I CALLED BACK

THEY HUNG RIGHT UP

I SAID HANG UP I AM COMING OVER THEY STAYED ON THE PHONE

FUCKER

SO SHE SAID SHE CAN NOT ALLOW A METAL ROOF THEY ARE NOT APPROVED I SAID THEY DON'T EVER CATCH FIRE I HUNG UP

THEY ALL HATE MY GUTS UP HERE BECAUSE I HAVE RAISED HOLY HELL MORE THAN A FEW TIMES IN MY 25 YEAR FUCKING FIGHT WITH THE NAZI CUNTS HOA

LAWYERS SET THIS CON JOB UP ON AMERICANS I HAVE POSTED STORIES AND LINKS AT THE LOCAL MAIL BOXES WE HAVEW A COVERED MESSAGE BAORD

LOL

DIRK DANGER AND JOHNNY DANGER EVIL BROTHERS POSTED HAND OUT FLYERS WITH THE THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE WHEN IT COMES TO LETTING LAWYERS TAKE OVER YOUR AREA TO MAKE PROPERTY VALUES SAFE FROM JERKS LIKE ME

SNORT

SO NEW ROOF I WILL ASK THE ROOF SALESMAN TO CONTACT THE HOA AND GET MY NEW ROOF APPROVED HE HAS TO GET A COUNTY PERMIT ALSO

SO LET HIM DO IT ALL

I WILL TELL HIM I CAN'T I HAVE SERIOUS HEART ISSUES AND MAY DIE TOMORROW SO I WANT THE LAST THING TO BE A NICE NEW ROOF CAN THEY SPRAY PAINT THE MIDDLE FINGER IN REMOVABLE HOT PINK PAINT AND THE WORD FUCKER

YOU KNOW ME I PLAN TO ASK THE SALESMAN THIS AFTER THE ROOF IS DONE AND PAID FOR

I MAY SHIT TOMORROW WHEN HE TELLS ME HOW MUCH I TOLD HIM IT IS A SMALL ALMOST FLAT ROOF A 6 SIDED HOUSE SO IT IS MORE LIKE A LITTLE HAT

THE HOUSE IS JUST 1534 SQ FEET

2 BEDROOM TWO BATH AND LARGE DOWNSTAIRS ROOM GROUND FLOOR ABOUT HALF THE SIZE OF THE HOUSE UPSTAIRS ALL THE GOOD STUFF KITCHEN MASTER BEDROOM AND JUNK BED ROOM

FULL BATH

WITH A VIEW THAT MAKES PEOPLE KEEP SAYING LOOK AT THAT LOLOLOLOL

YES I STILL SAY THAT MYSELF

THE TROUBLE IS YOU HAVE TO BE MOUNTAIN GOAT AND THE CLIMB KILLED

DICK

IT NEARLY KILLS ME SOME DAYS WHEN I WON'T JUST SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND PAUSE MUCH LONGER

I NOW AM SETTING UP THE NEW REAL MILK CRATES I WILL REPLACE THE OLD ONES ON MY ELECTIC LIFT I HAUL MY GROCERIES UP WITH I BUILD BEFORE I GOT REAL BAD

SO NOW I HAVE TO SIT AND REST IT JUST FEELS SOSO MUCH BETTER TO WAIT AND THEN MOVE ON

THIS BEING OLD IS SO ALIEN TO ME I CAN'T SEEM TO SLOW MY ASS DOWN AS MUCH AS I NEED TO

NOW IT'S MORE A NO CHOICE DEAL TO SIT MY ASS DOWN

FUCKER



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Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2017, 07:59:30 PM »
OH I MADE ANOTHER THREAD ...FOR LEX


http://www.proxywhore.com/invboard/index.php?/topic/336976-i-need-someone-to-talk-to-and-butt-fuck/

I HOPE HE LIKES IT


IT HAS SOME NICE BUTTS