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Yes sir, I have missed you, and I appreciate the effort and expense involved in PROVIDING US WITH Amkon.
Thank you for that, as always.
I shit myself at work about four hours ago, it was only moderately awkward.
Then after that there were these horrible women who were fighting in the parking lot, and then the door man told me to drive around the building and they would be in the bushes by the little one man no handle side door. They were so well hidden in the bushes I thought it was a myth, I couldn't even see them in there, but eventually the door man came back around and pointed them out
All of this is pointless taxi babble. It's because I am still at work this second. It's what we talk about with other drivers. Sorry
So we get the women out of the bushes. They break the molding off the inside of the car door. They sob and kiss each other, they accuse me of going the wrong way. The one giving me directions is having some consistent brain problem where when she means "left" she says "fight" yes like FIGHT CLUB..."Go fight! Go fight!"
Anyway so we get there. It was good work on my part to find the place too. Then they start yelling I have their car keys. No I do not. I search the car thoroughly.
Obviously the car keys are back at the bar in the bushes they like so well.
This is a boring story, sorry about that. I told the boss IF YOU GET ANY PHONE CALLS from senseless women concerning car keys, do not entertain their scenario.