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72's Shithole / Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on April 10, 2017, 09:59:23 AM »
This place came with a home warranty when I bought it and I was TOO STUPID TO USE IT.
The dishwasher didn't work when I bought the condo in 2007, I never checked it before I bought the place, I never paid attention to the paperwork containing the home warranty until LONG TIME LATER when it had expired, the dishwasher still does not work today.
We can substitute the words "air conditioner built into the wall," for the word "dishwasher" in the previous sentence, and it will also be a true story.
Why are there ceiling tiles on your mechanic job, Lex, are you doing boats or motor homes?
I have a new job starting in ten hours, at 4am, I find myself excited about this one.
It will be driving a box truck, delivering wholesale produce. My only worry is that they will turn against me for seeming fat and old and slow and out of breath, but I can load and unload a truck all day long as long as THEY LET ME PACE MYSELF, I had this exact same seasonal job loading and unloading HONEYBAKED HAMS for Easter on a box truck  3 or 4 years ago, the big days were like 150 cases, did everything by myself slowly and steadily and it went fine. By the end of the 3 week job I was really getting the pump in my forearms, my veins were coming back, I have not had vascularity SINCE FOREVER. The new job says YOU CAN LIFT 50 POUNDS? which is okay, some jobs want you to lift 100 pounds all day long hauling building supplies.
It will IF THIS WORKS OUT be nice to have a job where I am forced to get exercise BUT NOT TOO MUCH, where I get out of the building and drive most of the time so that time flies and I don't have to look at co-workers very much, with health insurance, I haven't had health insurance since 1982. LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY I SAVED ON NOT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT, heehee.
Oh well, I can always get another job if this one goes bad, nothing matters anyway, BUT IT LOOKS SUITABLE.
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on April 09, 2017, 08:31:55 PM »
so JARED AND IVANKA are supposedly into this SOME SAY SHADY miracle rabbi:

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yeah, but that bot is PERFECT, Virtually every sentence on there goes straight into my LIST-OF-RULES project...I am thrilled...amkon always captures the best bots
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Witch Hunts Bewbs Saloon / The Street People
« Last post by RumpleForeskin on April 09, 2017, 03:27:41 PM »
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Witch Hunts Bewbs Saloon / Funky Uncle Fred
« Last post by RumpleForeskin on April 09, 2017, 03:13:54 PM »
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on April 09, 2017, 05:49:37 AM »
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on April 09, 2017, 05:47:03 AM »
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on April 09, 2017, 05:25:40 AM »
We need the cooperation of everybody to stop vandalism.  Bottom-rung leeches are hard to please.  First it LOOKS LIKE THAT, then it IS THAT. Eternal vigilance is a good start.  “There was feces on the floor. There was paint on the wall. There was garbage on the floor. You could hardly stand inside this place.” AMERICA FIRST.  The results showed more than just a mad girlfriend at work. IS IT GOING TO HURT? I’m sorry I was an idiot. This is where your misery starts, this is where your mystery stops.  You’ve got a right to your opinion as long as you keep it to yourself.  “The earth belongs in usufruct to the living.“  “If you’ve never had a complication, you’ve not done enough medical procedures.”  That thar is one sick twisted split Kristi said. 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