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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on March 27, 2017, 07:57:01 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtviNDrDS8
so this is me figuring out how to put videos on here
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on March 26, 2017, 08:27:07 PM »
Yes sir, I have missed you, and I appreciate the effort and expense involved in PROVIDING US WITH Amkon.

Thank you for that, as always.

I shit myself at work about four hours ago, it was only moderately awkward.

Then after that there were these horrible women who were fighting in the parking lot, and then the door man told me to drive around the building and they would be in the bushes by the little one man no handle side door. They were so well hidden in the bushes I thought it was a myth, I couldn't even see them in there, but eventually the door man came back around and pointed them out
All of this is pointless taxi babble. It's because I am still at work this second. It's what we talk about with other drivers. Sorry
So we get the women out of the bushes. They break the molding off the inside of the car door. They sob and kiss each other, they accuse me of going the wrong way. The one giving me directions is having some consistent brain problem where when she means "left" she says "fight" yes like FIGHT CLUB..."Go fight! Go fight!"

Anyway so we get there. It was good work on my part to find the place too. Then they start yelling I have their car keys. No I do not. I search the car thoroughly.

Obviously the car keys are back at the bar in the bushes they like so well.

This is a boring story, sorry about that. I told the boss IF YOU GET ANY PHONE CALLS from senseless women concerning car keys, do not entertain their scenario.
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72's Shithole / Re: Anyone else
« Last post by mojometal on March 26, 2017, 12:50:57 PM »
That places makes me feel like I have cancer, so I stopped going there.

lmfao.....yes
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by mojometal on March 26, 2017, 12:50:29 PM »
hi mate, good to see you. :)

my mum has a cat tower but her cat ignores it and climbs everything else instead, a rebel with claws.
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on March 25, 2017, 07:48:18 PM »
Are cat towers nice? I don't have any cat furniture for her. She does like climbing the shelves.
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on March 25, 2017, 07:46:06 PM »
Okay back...evidently the woman manager at the one Wendy's has turned to evil and is stealing from the till, I am informed by the nice co-worker.
So anyway, I had just about become reconciled to the cat being insulin dependent forever. They do snap out of it from diet, but, when you think about it, the only reason she got diabetes was as a side effect from prednisolone, and it's harder to snap out of being POISONED...But anyways I read that B12 shots help cats with diabetes so I got her a few of those. I also gave her some of this black cumin oil. From Nigella sativa seeds. I first heard of that from Coldjoint here on amkon, actually, he said that Mohammed says that it cures everything. So I looked it up, it evidently does cure quite a few things PERHAPS...I been buying it and taking it for myself...reading further information on the topic, it's supposed to help prevent or reverse DIABETES...So I have given that to kitty maybe a dozen times, just wetting my fingertip with it and rubbing it on her lips...she doesn't like the taste

So anyway if she's cured after the next tests. Maybe that had something to do with it. Or prayer.
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Lexion on March 25, 2017, 07:05:49 PM »
I moved my cat tower in to my cave.

Suddenly, the cats love it.
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72's Shithole / Re: The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on March 25, 2017, 07:04:43 PM »
So I took the cat in on Tuesday for blood glucose curve test all day, they are scared of her because she remembers and she attacks full strength without warning, which I think is unusual, it shows how smart she is, truly.
So today the vet calls and they think she may have snapped out of being diabetic, immediately I must cut her dosage in half, they wanted to retest with different protocols on Monday but I have to punt till Wednesday for cash flow reasons.
Cats do have remission from diabetes fairly often compared to humans...whoops gotta go to work
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72's Shithole / The Cat
« Last post by Dog Fish Boy on March 25, 2017, 06:59:05 PM »
I just lost a whole story I was writing on my dinky smartphone here at work it's dead out I am sitting in front of the 24 hour WinCo Foods and these fat stupid young girls are screaming OH MY VAGINA trying to get people to look at them in the parking lot

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72's Shithole / Re: Anyone else
« Last post by SCREAMMMMMM on March 25, 2017, 03:05:27 AM »
THANKS LEX I SAVED THE LINK

MY HOUSE BUILT IN 1980'S THEY USED PLASTIC PIPE FOR ALL THE WATER MAIN LINES

NOW THEY CRAK AN BURST SO I WILL LOOK SEE IF I CAN GER COVERAGE ON THAT NICE MESS

HAVE MY DOUBTS AS IT'S DEFECTIVE PIPES

WE SHALL SEE I AM SCARED TO DEATH TO THINK HOW MUCH IT WILL COST TO RIP THE MOUNTAIN OPEN OH MAN

NO BUCKET CAN REACH CLEAR UPP HERE TO DIG

SO A LOT WILL HAVE TO BE DONE BY HAND  $$$$$$$ WITH ALL THE RED ROCK IN THE GROUND IT IS A NASTY JOB

SEEN OTHER HOUSES UP HERE GO THROUGH IT WHILE WE LOST OUR WATER DUE TO BREAKS

I NEED TO ASK HOW DO I SUE THEM BASTARDS THAT MADE THE PIPE BUTT 30 YEARS MIGHT LET THEM OFF THE HOOK THE WATER COMPANY SHOULD KNOW THAT

I WILL HAVE TO GO WALK IN THERE I GUESS

LAST TIME I PICKED UP A WITHC STALKER SHE WANTED TO FUCK ME BAD I TOLD HER I WAS FAG SHE DIDN'T CARE SHE DROPPED OFF SPELL SHIT ALL AROUND MY FRONT DOOR FUCK

SHE WAS A CRAZY LITTLE BITCH I FOUND OUT HER HUSBAND CALLED ME TO WARN ME VERY WORRIED SHE SET FIRE TO HER BROTHERS HOUSE FUCK

I HAVE SUCH ODD LUCK WITH SOME DEALS

I KINDA AM SHY ABOUT GOING BACK TO THE LITTLE WATER COMPANY ABOUT 2 MILES FROM ME

SHE GOT FIRED IT'S JUST THE MEMORY OF HER AND ALL THAT 3-4 MONTHS OF HER PARKING UP HERE DRIVING WITH NO LIGHTS AT NIGHT AND FOLLOWING ME IN HER LITTLE RED HONDA CAR

GEZZZZZ

THAT'S A SMALL BOOK STORY ALL BY IT'S SELF LOLOL

MAYBE STEVEN KING COULD WRITE IT ???

SMIRK

HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOUR DILDO COLLECTION....THANKS AGAIN
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