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72's Shithole => 72's Shithole => Topic started by: Lexion on March 09, 2017, 12:49:39 AM

Title: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 09, 2017, 12:49:39 AM
No longer on the road.

Working night shift.

Will try to get cool pics.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: mojometal on March 09, 2017, 01:11:04 AM
just be mindful if I'm able to convert all the old stuff on the weekend you may lose these posts, will try not to. :)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 09, 2017, 05:47:12 AM
screammmmmmm

SCREAMMMMMMMMMM


LAUGHING
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 09, 2017, 11:11:43 PM
just be mindful if I'm able to convert all the old stuff on the weekend you may lose these posts, will try not to. :)

Guess I can tell some secrets, then.

 ;)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 10, 2017, 11:27:23 AM
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 11, 2017, 02:33:19 AM
Had a press Operator cause another catastrophic situation today.


Normal for second shift.

I went ballistic, called my boss.

This guy fucking laughs when we need to fix
his fuck ups.

When we have to fix them, the Joker disappears.

Any  way, long fucking night.

I hate the adrenaline rush crash.

Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: witch hunt on March 11, 2017, 12:14:08 PM
Time for that guy to have a "near-miss"............or a couple
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 12, 2017, 03:43:13 PM
THAT GUY IS A TOTAL JERK IDIOT

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE HIM

SICK FUCKER

DENT HEADS

MY SISTER JUST TOOK ON A NEW COUPLE TO CARE TAKE FOR

THE OLD MAN USE TO BE A VETNARIAN VERY WEALTHY MONSTER HOUSE JUST FOR THE TWO OF THEM

HE IS LIKE 74 AND MEMORY ISSUES AND FUNNY AS HELL

THE FIRST DAY STORY WAS 4 HOURS OF INSANITY A COP PULLED THEM OVER AND LET THEM GO BECAUSE SHE >>> THE COP SAID SHE HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM

MY SISTER WAS DRIVING LOLOLOL

THE RENTED SUV BECAUSE THE OLD MAN SOME WAY TOTALLED HIS SUV BEFORE MY SISTER STARTED WORK

LOL

THIS GUY TIES THE DOORS CLOSED WITH A EXTENSION LADDER HE JUST SPENT TWO HOURS AT THE STORAGE UNIT HACKSAWING TWO CABLES LOCKING HIS LADDER AND HE HAD NO KEYS

LMAO

MY SISTERS COMMENTS AND TELLING THE TALE WERE HILARIOUS I HAD TO CALL HER TO HEAR HER VERBALLY TELL ME STUFF

$ 22 PER HOUR SHE KEEPS GETTING REFERRALS WORD OF MOUTH I GUESS SHE GETS THE NEXT ONE WHEN SHE IS RESTED UP FROM THE LAST ONE OR ONES

WE THINK WE HAVE JOB ISSUES

WE HAVE NO IDEA

THE WIFE WALKED OUT WITH JUST A T...SHIRT NO PANTIES

IN THE DRIVE WAY AS VIKI WAS TOLD TO KEEP HONKING THE HORN AS THE OLD MAN GETTING SURGERY THIS COMING WEEK ON HIS BACK

WAS STUCK IN THE SECOND SEAT OF THE SUV AS THE COP HAD CLOSED THE CAR DOOR AS HE HAD ASKED HER TO DO SO THEY COULD CONTINUE THE SHORT DISTANCE ON TO HIS HOUSE

THERE HAD BEEN  NO ONE TO CLOSE THE CAR DOOR AT THE STORAGE UNIT SO HE DEMANDED

VIKI MY SISTER DRIVE ON BUTT TAKE IT EASY

HE WANTED HER TO REACH HIS SANDWICH SHE MADE HIM BEFORE THEY LEFT THE HOUSE SITTING ON THE DASH

SHE TOLD HIM NO THE ROPES WERE IN HER WAY LOLOLOLOL AND SHE WAS DRIVING RIGHT NOW

HE IS EX MILITARY AND ANAL RETENTIVE..SO WHILE IN HELLISH PAIN AND ON HIGH LEVELS OF PAIN PILLS HE DIDN'T LIKE WASTING TIME JUST LAYING BACK THERE.....LOL...HE WANTED TO FINISH HIS LUNCH

OH GOD IT HAD TO BE CARTOON LIKE FOR HER

SHE IS USE TO CRAZY AS I AM HER OLDEST BROTHER....LOL

THE OLD MAN IS FLYING TO TEXAS TO GET HIS BACK FIXED

SO MY SIS WILL BE MOSTLY WATCHING OVER HIS WIFE UNTIL HIS RETURN FROM TXAS SURGERY

SANTA FE HAS A WILD COLLECTION OF WEIRD FUNNY INSANE PEOPLE OFTEN WEALTHY ONES MY SISTER IS FINDING SHE WORKS FOR

THEY ARE AGING FAST AND GOING NUTTY

I NEED TO START MY SECOND BOOK SOON


Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 14, 2017, 10:15:57 PM
Figured I'd get written up today.

Nope.

That idiot still has his job.

Fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 15, 2017, 12:30:19 PM
WELL WHY WOULD THEY WRITE YOU UP THEY SHOULD
 SLAP THAT FUCKER AND KNOCK THE SPIT OUT HIS FACE

I USE TO BE A FUN MANAGER LOLOL

HR WOULD HAVE ME ARRESTED NOW DAYS

I MADE THIS GIRL CRY ONCE SHE WAS BEING A LAZY TWAT AND I TOLD HER GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE AND YOU SURE HAVE NOT FOOLED ME

OR I WILL CUT YOUR HOURS WAY BACK AND HIRE SOMEONE ELSE UNTIL YOU LEAVE

SHE WAS SOBBING

I SAID YEAH YEAH TURN THAT SHIT ON


BABY

YIKES HE FATHER CALLED ME SORRY ASS UP

I TOLD HIM LOOK SHE IS BEING SNEAKY LAZY YOU DEAL WITH IT I AM NOT BABY SITTING YOUR KIDS HERE

AND HUNG UP ON HIM

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SORRY LAUGHING

AND STARTED CARRYING HER OWN WEIGHT

I TOLD HER GOOD JOB A COUPLE TIMES AND SHE JUST BEAMED

I THINK BLUNT TO THE POINT WITH A LITTL SOFT CUSSIN HELPS

OR FIRE THEIR FUCKIN ASS GET OUT I AM SICK OF YOU

I HATED BEING FIRED AND HATED FIRING SOMEONE

UNLESS I REALLY WAS MAD AT THEM

MY LAST BOOS POSITION WAS MY CLEANING COMPANY I HIRED EVERYONE MYSELF MET THEM AT DENNY'S

TOLD THEM YOU WORK FOR ME BUTT YOU REALLY WORK FOR THIS TEMP COMPANY

SO THAT I CAN DUMP UYOU JUST BY CUTTING YOUR HOURS IF YOU WANT TO BE A LAZY PERSON

I FINALLY TOLD THEM ALL TO GET LOST

THEY CRIED ABUT THE LARGE PLACES THEY HAD TO CLEAN AND I SAID NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY FUCKERS I AM DUMPING THESE BIG ACCOUNTS AND ALL OF YOU

I HOPE YOUR ARE ALL HAPPY NOW

BYE BYE

IT WAS SO MUCH FUN THE 8 PEOPLE I HAD WORKING WERE ALL SNEAKY LAZY ON ME I TOLD THEM I SPIED ON THEM ALL

AND ALWAYS HAVE SO QUIT LYING TO ME IT PISSES ME OFF

JUST DO YOUR FUCKIN JOBS AND WE WILL GET ALONG FINE
THIS LITTLE VERY CUTE MEXICAN GAL

HAD HER DAD DIE ON HER

I GOT A LITTLE GRIEF CARD AND A BOOK FROM A LADY THAT PRINTED THEM UP AS SHE LOST HER HUSBAND

I WAS KIND AND REALLY CARED

THIS LITTLE CUNT

TAKES A 65 GALLON TRASH BAG WITH ALL THE BREAK ROOM COFFEE GROUNDS

AND DRAGS THAT FULL BAG DOWN THIS HALL WITH LIGHT BLUE CARPET

IT  MUSTA BEEN LIKE 50 YEARS LONG I KID YOU NOT THEN SHE FINISHES THE BUILDING AND LEAVES

I INSPECTED EVERY ACCOUNT AS WELL I SHOULD

THERE IS THIS MASSIVE WIDE SKID MARK ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL AND INTO THE MAIN CUBICAL AREA WHERE THE BIG BOOSES OF THIS COMPANY ARE

SHE DID THAT WITH FULL INTENT

IT TOOK ME HOURS TO GET MY CARPET CLEANING MACHINE AND CLEAN THAT FUCKING SLUTS SNAIL TRAIL

I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED AT HER

SHE COMES IN PLAYING BE SAD FOR ME MY DADDY DIED

I HAD CLEANED MY OWN ACCOUNTS EARLY SO I COULD CLEAN HER WHOLE BUILDING MYSELF

I LET HER START AND WATCHED HER

SURE ENOUGH SHE MADE A POINT OF TURNING OFF THE ALARM AND WALKING WAY AROUND TO GO LOOK AT THAT LONG ASS HALL

I ALMOST SMASHED THE WINDOW I WAS WATCHING HER THROUGH

I GOT MY BADGE AND BUZZED IN THE LAB DOORS SLAMMING THEM LOUD

I CALLED HER NAME OVER AND OVER ALSMOST SCREAMING

SHE SAID WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

I SAID IT'S YOU SHE WAS SO SHOCKED I TOLD HER YOU DRAGGED THAT BAG DOWN MY HALL AND LEFT THAT MESS FOR ME

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS BUILDING GIVE ME YOUR ELECTRONIC BADGE NOW

I HAD SAID FIRST SO SHE KINDA HAD A CLUE I WAS FIRING HER FUCKING ASS

SEE I WAS NICE AND HELPED HER AS SHE HAD TWO SMALL KIDS AND A DEAD DADDY

AND SHE STILL FUCKED ME OVER

SHE STOLE MY ACCOUNTING BUILDING ACCOUNT

SHE WENT IN AND TOLD THE OWNER HOW I HAD FIRED HER BEFORE I COULD GET THE KEY AWAY FROM HER

I HAD TO CALL HIM AND HE TOLD ME THEY WOULDN'T NEED MY COMPANY THEY HIRED HER

I TOLD HIM DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW HOW YOU KEEP LOOKING AT HER ASS FUCKER

I MAILED A SYMPATHY CARD TO HIS BUSINESS WITH HIS WIFES NAME ON IT

LMAO

FUCK THEM PEOPLE

I AM SURE SHE FUCKED HIM OVER IN NO TIME SHE RAN ON HER GOOD LOOKS AND SNAKE LIKE FAKE LIAR CUNT FLAP WAYS





Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Tyche on March 18, 2017, 03:36:37 PM
No longer on the road.

Working night shift.

Will try to get cool pics.

Hey Lex, how are you?
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 19, 2017, 04:02:32 PM
yeah lex fill us in

WHAT WENT DOWN

WHY SO QUIET NOW ???

DID YOU MEAT A NICE GAY MAN ???

&ab_channel=chumbels



WELL

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GET FIRED AGAIN

I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH GIVING HEAD IN THE BATH ROOM DURING YOUR LUUNCH BREAKS

I MEAN WHO CARES....GOD KNOWS I DON'T

WHAT ELSE ARE GLORY HOLES FOR ???

HOPE YOU ARE OK

CHAPSTICK


Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: witch hunt on March 20, 2017, 02:38:06 PM

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Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 20, 2017, 07:54:26 PM
WELL...

I TRIED TO BE COMFORTING AND KIND

ALONG WITH TOTALLY UNDERSTANDING AS ONLY I CAN BE



WHAT MRE DOES HE WANT FROM A OLD FUCKING FAGGOT

I MAY ASK


WELL THIS RIDE I AM ON IS TURNING MORE SUUREAL

BREATHING PROBLEMS GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW SLANT ON BEING ALIVE AND WHAT THE PANIC FEELING IS LIKE MAYBE WHEN YOU DIE

IT'S JUST A REAL HOOT

EVEN I MUST ADMIT

A LITTLE TIMITHY LEERY LOL MIXED IN MY LASD COFFEE TONIGHT

FUCK I WAS IN A PANIC FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO HAVE A BLOW OUT SHIT SUDDENLY SO I GRAB MY POT PIE AS THAT ALWAYS COMEW WITH ME TO THE PADDED TOILET SEAT

SO I DID THE TIGHT CHEEK WALK AS FAST AS MY SIZE 13 FEET WOULD CARRY ME

SLAMMED THE PIPE DOWN DID THE TURN AND PLOP

I FUCKIN MADE IT

BUTT THEN SUDDENLY I GET THIS TOTAL WAVE OF SUUUUREAL BREATHLESS FEELING NOT REALLY BECAUSE I WAS BREATHING FAST OR BREATHLES

WOW WHAT WAS THAT THEN I GOT THE FEELING I KNOW WELL

IT'S THIS FEELING LIKE ON A ELEVATOR AND THAT SUCKER DROPS FAST SO YOU GET THE DOUBLE FEELING WHERE MOST GO MUCH SLOWER DOWN

A FANCY BUILDING HAS THOSE SUCKERS THEY ALWAYS FREAK ME OUT

I HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS LOLOLOL

SO I IMAGINE FEE FALLING OFF A BUILDING TOWRDS THE STREET REAL FAST WHAT WOULD MY LAST THOUGHT BE ???

YEAH WELL THE FEELING I GOT ON THE POT

WAS 5 TIMES MORE POWERFUL BUTT SEEMED TO LAST A LONG TIME BUTT THEN I KNEW IT DIDN'T AND IT WAS GONE AND THIS PEACEFUL NON SOUND STILLNESS

FUCK MAN

I CAN'T PUT IT ALL INTO WORDS SO I WAS JUST LAUGHING THINKING YOU ALMOST DIED ON THE POT

LIKE DICK

DICK MY OLD BIKER FRIEND HOUSE WATCHED HAD BAD HEART AND SMOKING ILLNESS

I WAS GONE HE TOOK A SHIT IN HIS TIGHTY WHITEY UNDIES AND MADE IT TO THE LIVING ROOM

HE DIED IN MY LIVING ROOM THE 911 CREW TOOK HIM TO THE HOSPITAL BUTT I WAS PRETTY SURE HE WAS DEAD LEAVING HERE WHY THEY DIDN'T PUT THE SHEET OVER HIS FACE IS BEYOND ME

HE FORGOT TO FLUSH IS HOW WE PUT HIS LAST TIME TOGETHER HIS DAUGHTER GOT HERE BEFORE ME

DICK CALLED HER ANSWERING MACHINE SHE THEN HEARD IT AND BURNED RUBBER CLEAR UP HERE THE POOR THING

I WALKED IN TO SEE THE 911 GUYS GETTING READY TO TRY AND CARRY DICK DOWN MY STAIRS THEY HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME DOING THAT

ANY WAY DICK WAS DEAD

SO I ALMOST COPIED HIM FLASHED IN MY HEAD

TED

NOW THAT WAS A HEAD RUSH THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD I TELL YOU THAT FOR A FACT

I WAS FINE

OH I FELT LIKE SHIT BUTT SOME COFFE AND GATORADE AND A CAMEL AND HIT ON MY PIPE AND I WAS KINDA BACK TO NORMAL

SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE MY TRIP


WHAT A RIDE

I THINK I HAD WAY TO MUCH GOING DOWN

I DECIDED TO BUY A NEW ROOF NO EASY THING WITH HOME OWNERS ASSOCATION

THE MAIN REASON I SKIPPED A NEW ROOF I TOLD THEM IS THERE ANY RULE TO MAKE ME GET A NEW ROOF THEY SAID WELL NO



I SAID I WANTED A METAL ROOF YOU SAID NO NOW LOOK AT MY ROOF FOR YEARS AS IT FALLS APART AND LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT

CLICK THEY HUNG UP

I CALLED RIGHT BACK

I SAID I OWN THIS HOSE YOU MAINTAIN THE DGOD DAMNED ROAD AND BUTT THE FUCK OUT CLICK

I CALLED BACK

THEY HUNG RIGHT UP

I SAID HANG UP I AM COMING OVER THEY STAYED ON THE PHONE

FUCKER

SO SHE SAID SHE CAN NOT ALLOW A METAL ROOF THEY ARE NOT APPROVED I SAID THEY DON'T EVER CATCH FIRE I HUNG UP

THEY ALL HATE MY GUTS UP HERE BECAUSE I HAVE RAISED HOLY HELL MORE THAN A FEW TIMES IN MY 25 YEAR FUCKING FIGHT WITH THE NAZI CUNTS HOA

LAWYERS SET THIS CON JOB UP ON AMERICANS I HAVE POSTED STORIES AND LINKS AT THE LOCAL MAIL BOXES WE HAVEW A COVERED MESSAGE BAORD

LOL

DIRK DANGER AND JOHNNY DANGER EVIL BROTHERS POSTED HAND OUT FLYERS WITH THE THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE WHEN IT COMES TO LETTING LAWYERS TAKE OVER YOUR AREA TO MAKE PROPERTY VALUES SAFE FROM JERKS LIKE ME

SNORT

SO NEW ROOF I WILL ASK THE ROOF SALESMAN TO CONTACT THE HOA AND GET MY NEW ROOF APPROVED HE HAS TO GET A COUNTY PERMIT ALSO

SO LET HIM DO IT ALL

I WILL TELL HIM I CAN'T I HAVE SERIOUS HEART ISSUES AND MAY DIE TOMORROW SO I WANT THE LAST THING TO BE A NICE NEW ROOF CAN THEY SPRAY PAINT THE MIDDLE FINGER IN REMOVABLE HOT PINK PAINT AND THE WORD FUCKER

YOU KNOW ME I PLAN TO ASK THE SALESMAN THIS AFTER THE ROOF IS DONE AND PAID FOR

I MAY SHIT TOMORROW WHEN HE TELLS ME HOW MUCH I TOLD HIM IT IS A SMALL ALMOST FLAT ROOF A 6 SIDED HOUSE SO IT IS MORE LIKE A LITTLE HAT

THE HOUSE IS JUST 1534 SQ FEET

2 BEDROOM TWO BATH AND LARGE DOWNSTAIRS ROOM GROUND FLOOR ABOUT HALF THE SIZE OF THE HOUSE UPSTAIRS ALL THE GOOD STUFF KITCHEN MASTER BEDROOM AND JUNK BED ROOM

FULL BATH

WITH A VIEW THAT MAKES PEOPLE KEEP SAYING LOOK AT THAT LOLOLOLOL

YES I STILL SAY THAT MYSELF

THE TROUBLE IS YOU HAVE TO BE MOUNTAIN GOAT AND THE CLIMB KILLED

DICK

IT NEARLY KILLS ME SOME DAYS WHEN I WON'T JUST SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND PAUSE MUCH LONGER

I NOW AM SETTING UP THE NEW REAL MILK CRATES I WILL REPLACE THE OLD ONES ON MY ELECTIC LIFT I HAUL MY GROCERIES UP WITH I BUILD BEFORE I GOT REAL BAD

SO NOW I HAVE TO SIT AND REST IT JUST FEELS SOSO MUCH BETTER TO WAIT AND THEN MOVE ON

THIS BEING OLD IS SO ALIEN TO ME I CAN'T SEEM TO SLOW MY ASS DOWN AS MUCH AS I NEED TO

NOW IT'S MORE A NO CHOICE DEAL TO SIT MY ASS DOWN

FUCKER


Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 20, 2017, 07:59:30 PM
OH I MADE ANOTHER THREAD ...FOR LEX


http://www.proxywhore.com/invboard/index.php?/topic/336976-i-need-someone-to-talk-to-and-butt-fuck/

I HOPE HE LIKES IT


IT HAS SOME NICE BUTTS


Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 22, 2017, 10:09:44 PM
All is good.

I'm pretty much my own boss.

I work four 12's with three day weekends.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: witch hunt on March 23, 2017, 02:56:10 PM
That's good to hear Lex.

How is the house? Any problems with it that you had to take care of? Any problems with the neighbors?

Just being nosey. LOL
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 23, 2017, 10:16:31 PM
Our new home is great.

Neighbors are quiet; one is a Sheriff.

Three car carport, one section converted
to a patio by Cindy.

We have a home warranty which is fucking
awesome.

No repair over $100, no matter if the appliance
needs replacing.

So far, new PC, fridge and hot water heater, all
for $300.

:)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on March 24, 2017, 06:43:29 AM
NOW HOW MUCH EACH YEAR DOES THE PLAN COST ???

AND CAN YOU CANCEL IT AT ANY TIME LIKE AFTER YOU GET THEIR MONEY TO REPLCE EVERYTHING

LOL

I TURN ON DENTAL PLANS AND USE THEM THEN QUIT PAYING FOR THEM

IT WORKED BUTT NOW THEY CLOSED THE LOOPHOLES

MAKING ME STAY FOR A YEAR TO GET THE BEST COVERAGE A SLIDING SCALE

PUNKS


Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on March 24, 2017, 10:46:03 PM
Home Warranty is $650 a year.

Each repair/replacement is only $100.

Well worth it, if you have older stuff.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: witch hunt on March 28, 2017, 12:53:00 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on April 04, 2017, 06:34:38 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/Cat.jpg) (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/Lexion07/media/Cat.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on April 05, 2017, 10:21:06 PM
So, I had two guys with mi on nights, last week.

It was obvious one had no intention of working.

My Lead got word (from me) that he didn't like
changing ceiling tiles.

He did nothing but tiles for the next two days and
got informed that for all intent and purpose, I was
Lead at night.

He quit, today.

Oh well.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Dog Fish Boy on April 10, 2017, 09:59:23 AM
This place came with a home warranty when I bought it and I was TOO STUPID TO USE IT.
The dishwasher didn't work when I bought the condo in 2007, I never checked it before I bought the place, I never paid attention to the paperwork containing the home warranty until LONG TIME LATER when it had expired, the dishwasher still does not work today.
We can substitute the words "air conditioner built into the wall," for the word "dishwasher" in the previous sentence, and it will also be a true story.
Why are there ceiling tiles on your mechanic job, Lex, are you doing boats or motor homes?
I have a new job starting in ten hours, at 4am, I find myself excited about this one.
It will be driving a box truck, delivering wholesale produce. My only worry is that they will turn against me for seeming fat and old and slow and out of breath, but I can load and unload a truck all day long as long as THEY LET ME PACE MYSELF, I had this exact same seasonal job loading and unloading HONEYBAKED HAMS for Easter on a box truck  3 or 4 years ago, the big days were like 150 cases, did everything by myself slowly and steadily and it went fine. By the end of the 3 week job I was really getting the pump in my forearms, my veins were coming back, I have not had vascularity SINCE FOREVER. The new job says YOU CAN LIFT 50 POUNDS? which is okay, some jobs want you to lift 100 pounds all day long hauling building supplies.
It will IF THIS WORKS OUT be nice to have a job where I am forced to get exercise BUT NOT TOO MUCH, where I get out of the building and drive most of the time so that time flies and I don't have to look at co-workers very much, with health insurance, I haven't had health insurance since 1982. LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY I SAVED ON NOT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT, heehee.
Oh well, I can always get another job if this one goes bad, nothing matters anyway, BUT IT LOOKS SUITABLE.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Dog Fish Boy on April 12, 2017, 01:29:06 AM
WELL I fucked off that job already...it wasn't the hard labor (though being tired and sore didn't help)...after the route it was just like busy work, they wanted me to sweep out the warehouse...I tried, I swept up for awhile, but I became FUCK IT, I DON'T WANT TO SWEEP ANY MORE and went home...they had one of those depressing dustpans-on-a-stick, that folds down (for some reason I associate those with being a "porter" at a casino in Las Vegas, but I don't know if they are still in service there or not) and it had a crack in the back of it, so when you swept the detritus into it, some of it would fall out the other side...there were all these rat traps, move the rat trap, sweep behind the rat trap

well, I been a fool this long, I expect I will just STAY FOOLISH and keep quitting jobs again and again
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on April 13, 2017, 09:26:34 PM
DFB, I'm doing maintenance in a plant.

I was hired mainly as a mechanic, but we have
to fix everything.

EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on April 13, 2017, 09:32:30 PM
Seems legit.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/Capture_zpsauprjabn.jpg) (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/Lexion07/media/Capture_zpsauprjabn.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: SCREAMMMMMM on April 15, 2017, 05:45:53 AM
yeah I TRY AND STEP IN THEIR SHOES THEY ONLY HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE SO THEY NEED THE SHIT DONE YOU ARE DOING IT

PEOPLE IN JANITORIAL WOULD ACT LIKE I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN TOILETS LET SOMEONE ELSE I TOOK THEIR MEATY LITLE FUCKING HAND AND SAID WATCH ME ASS BITE

I CLEANED THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATH ROOM AND THEN TOLD THEN DO IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT I DON'T WANT TO HER MOANING AGAIN I AM SICK OF YOU PUSSIES'

SO YEAH I KNOW HOW WORKERS FEEL TOOOO

QUITING JOBS IS GOOD IF YOU AREN'T INTO IT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW I SAY

FIND SOMETHING YOU WILL WANT TO KEEP DOING

UNLESS THERE IS NO JOBS THEN WELL SUCK IT UP BUTTER CUP

GET TO WORK SLAVE WHORE BITCH AND MOAN FOR DDDY

Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on April 23, 2017, 10:10:23 PM
So.............

Around 2AM Sat., I wired a 480v three phase motor, solo.

And the good news, it worked !
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Smokey on April 25, 2017, 05:28:25 AM
hi lex.....i see you are still alive.......
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on April 25, 2017, 09:30:20 PM
Gee.

I'm not THAT fucking old !
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Smokey on April 26, 2017, 04:01:35 AM
well....its been a really long time........i missed you :)
Title: I'm sailing the seas of cheese
Post by: RumpleForeskin on April 29, 2017, 11:34:25 AM
Title: Seeks
Post by: RumpleForeskin on April 29, 2017, 11:35:40 AM
I didn't miss you, Seeks.
Title: Phil Collins
Post by: RumpleForeskin on April 29, 2017, 11:39:00 AM
Title: Hey, man. Nice shot..
Post by: RumpleForeskin on April 29, 2017, 12:01:10 PM
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Smokey on May 08, 2017, 06:27:30 AM
i dont really give a shit if i was missed or not.....just stopped in to see how things are going.......and i see that some people never evolve.....but thats cool.......whatever works for you ;)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on May 09, 2017, 09:45:00 PM
Great to see ya back !

:)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Tyche on May 09, 2017, 09:53:31 PM
i dont really give a shit if i was missed or not.....just stopped in to see how things are going.......and i see that some people never evolve.....but thats cool.......whatever works for you ;)

The board wasn't the same without you, Seeks.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on May 14, 2017, 11:25:03 AM
Very bad thing to see.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/20170512_0519201_zpstz3yjhre.jpg) (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/Lexion07/media/20170512_0519201_zpstz3yjhre.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on May 14, 2017, 11:27:16 AM
When aluminum blows the fuck up.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/20170511_0217351_zpsvslthbjq.jpg) (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/Lexion07/media/20170511_0217351_zpsvslthbjq.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on June 02, 2017, 11:10:53 PM
Going back on day shift.

Nights got so fucking predictable on
break downs that I was getting looked
at.

Logs and cameras proved that I wasn't
the cause, but the solution.

The stress I was going through was affecting
my Home life.

I asked to be removed from nights.

Tuesday, I'll be 5 12's on days.

Someone else can deal with the bullshit, or; it
will follow me.

Either way, I need the break.

Hope this finds the few that are here, well.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Tyche on June 04, 2017, 08:22:15 AM
Hope this finds the few that are here, well.

I'm still here.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on June 12, 2017, 06:04:56 PM
Saturday, at 12:39 I get called to the press.

Vic, who has been there nearly 30 years has a log
elevated and stuck on the shear.

He looks at me and asks "What do we do" ?

He had never had a log stuck.

I saw this weekly, on nights.

I told him to push it back, while I got some 4x4
wood.

I take one, put it in the shear and tell him to
shear it.

He actually has panic in his eyes, but follows my
order.

I take the short piece of wood, place it in front of
the log and say push.

He pushes and I remove the wood, which is on fire.

I insert the longer piece and say push.

I can now see that is a broken roller.

I fish one half out with a hook, but the other half
is stubborn.

I yell for a sleeve and mitt, and turn off zones 3 and 2.

Vic (who is a Lead) says that I can't stick my arm in
the oven.

I grinned as I put the sleeve on, and said "don't look".

I went shoulder deep, over 800 degrees and grabbed
the second piece of roller.

Saturday, I made my reputation with First Shift.

All hail The Vampire.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on June 17, 2017, 10:26:59 AM
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All still good.

Getting used to days.

I'm fucking sun burnt, but that's ok.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on June 18, 2017, 04:58:49 AM
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Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Dog Fish Boy on June 30, 2017, 11:30:13 AM
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Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Dog Fish Boy on June 30, 2017, 11:31:33 AM
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Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Dog Fish Boy on July 01, 2017, 05:33:50 PM
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Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on July 04, 2017, 09:55:54 PM
So, last night was my first time on nights in a month.

Press goes down at 10, right of fucking schedule.

I'm cursed.

:(
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on July 08, 2017, 12:15:55 AM
4:30 this morning, the press takes a shit.

It's doing something I've never seen, the OP
had, but couldn't remember how it was fixed.

My Lead was making calls when he got there at 5:45.

Two people came in and explained the fix.

Fucking simple, and I learned....

Question is, how does it run great, when I'm on days ?

Over the past several years, as my PTSD has worsened:
I've gotten paranoid about a lot of shit.

But, mechanical/electrical failures on a regular basis and
only when I'm on nights ?

I'm getting one Hell of a reputation.

Not one that I want.
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on July 13, 2017, 09:23:13 PM
dafuq is wrong with my my photobucket ?

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/Stealthtanker_zpscdpegwl1.jpg) (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/Lexion07/media/Stealthtanker_zpscdpegwl1.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on July 13, 2017, 09:23:36 PM
Hmmm....
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on July 14, 2017, 10:09:28 PM
New schedule today.

Apparently I'm back on nights, not rotation.

Boss said I'd do days for a couple months,
to unwind my head.

Only did days days for three weeks.

I hope he is making the correct decision.
Title: Fuck your schedule...
Post by: RumpleForeskin on July 17, 2017, 08:18:11 AM
Title: You never saw a disk, chuck
Post by: RumpleForeskin on July 17, 2017, 08:18:54 AM
Title: Since I'm on the road, part mememememe
Post by: RumpleForeskin on July 17, 2017, 08:31:26 AM
Title: If ya'll think Trump is bad...
Post by: RumpleForeskin on July 17, 2017, 09:27:59 AM
Wait till you meet Mike Pence!!!

Bwahahahaha

Title: You ain't seen nothing yet
Post by: RumpleForeskin on July 17, 2017, 09:31:05 AM
Title: Shhhiiittteee
Post by: RumpleForeskin on July 17, 2017, 09:39:23 AM
Title: Re: Since I'm on the road, part tres
Post by: Lexion on July 26, 2017, 09:28:04 PM
See is this worked....

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/PinkPanther_zpswzefney0.jpg) (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/Lexion07/media/PinkPanther_zpswzefney0.jpg.html)