"How to be a Lex"

Ducky · 04-12-2010, 12:05 AM

where shall I start? lolol

WhispersInTheDark · 04-12-2010, 12:08 AM

Not to be confused please with a Lexx, the most powerful force in the two universes...

anarch · 04-12-2010, 12:47 AM

Drink daily, Live off of disability SSI, Read lots of Tom Clancy novels so you can tell people your ex-CIA, Spend your every waking drunken moment online waiting for or delivering a "zing" When that fails type Haarp over and over again in a drunken haze until you pass out in your computer chair.

Ducky · 04-12-2010, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarch

Drink daily, Live off of disability SSI, Read lots of Tom Clancy novels so you can tell people your ex-CIA, Spend your every waking drunken moment online waiting for or delivering a "zing" When that fails type Haarp over and over again in a drunken haze until you pass out in your computer chair.

Fuck...pfft

That was good Anarch!

Sorry Lex, but Anarch nailed you to a 'T'.

Rebuttle?

hp · 04-12-2010, 01:03 AM

If Lex does have SSI at least he has a pretty good reason - unlike many in this country.

Ducky · 04-12-2010, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarch

Drink daily, Live off of disability SSI, Read lots of Tom Clancy novels so you can tell people your ex-CIA, Spend your every waking drunken moment online waiting for or delivering a "zing" When that fails type Haarp over and over again in a drunken haze until you pass out in your computer chair.

Fuck me

I like to drink the odd time...and well...EVEN NOW

But nowhere do I profess to know the extent of Lex's military enjoyment that he had.

At least when I tell a story, people can come forward and tell me I've bitten too much off the alchy nipple (wink wink nudge nudge)

But when Lex says SOMETHING....

Rest assured...it's GOD'S LIPS to amkon. lolol

"Sketches...or it doesn't exist" (All other's need not apply)

Double standards me thinks...cus...even though he's brought forward some evidence (standing outside fucking NAKID waiting for the light in the sky to give him a fuckin signal) <<< fuckin gold I tell ya.

He's got the audacity to call ballocks on everything else.

pfft... WHAT can I say

Either you give the guy a fuckin sketch and be done with it, or shit and get off the pot.

Lex is as Lex does. Lord luv the man, but when us other folks have to work for our living and ACTUALLY go out in the world to do so....he gives us fuckin grief. Lex has his moments though. Yes he does. Can't fault him that much. He occasionally comes up with a very sensible post. Give credit where credit's due.

But when it boils down to other's opinions, "Either you see the fuckin nails in the hands, or get the fuck outta the way." No room otherwise.

Not even just 'straight story-telling'. Oh well.

anarch · 04-12-2010, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hp

If Lex does have SSI at least he has a pretty good reason - unlike many in this country.

..............

I have met a few people on SSI disability. Very few of them had a "good reason".

SSI disability is heavily abused in the US. Even I was offered it once for ADD/ADHD... I turned that offer down. (The offer came after an event that involved a social worker and an arrests Ahhhh youth *shudder*)

hp · 04-12-2010, 01:14 AM

Quote:

I have met a few people on SSI disability. Very few of them had a "good reason".

A few doesn't make much of a list. Not saying I agree with the total number though. A lot of fakers to be had on it.

Snow Crash · 04-12-2010, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducky

where shall I start? lolol

You could always start with rampant hypocracy, self pity, and brown-nosing?

skunk · 04-12-2010, 01:39 AM

I think we need to mandate spell checker.

Hypocrisy.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever · 04-12-2010, 01:39 AM

Let's see:

Drop out of high school.
Think being a mechanic is cool.
Dress like a gay gothic vampire.
Play a computer racist and of course become a tool of the government.

Foxtrot Oscar · 04-12-2010, 01:44 AM

Lex quick...

Fox

skunk · 04-12-2010, 01:46 AM

Ah the computer racist...

Lexion · 04-12-2010, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarch

Live off of disability SSI,

That is incorrect.

And, I've never read Tom Clancy.

century · 04-12-2010, 03:06 PM

Trinitty!!!!

WITCH HUNT · 04-12-2010, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skunk

Ah the computer racist...

ZING!!!!

anarch · 04-13-2010, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lexion

That is incorrect.

And, I've never read Tom Clancy.

Allow me to correct this.

Quote:

Drink daily, Live Drink off of disability SSI , Read Watch lots of Tom Clancy novels movies (Because reading a book requires an attention span) so you can tell people your ex-CIA, Spend your every waking drunken moment online waiting for or delivering a "zing" When that fails type Haarp over and over again in a drunken haze until you pass out in your computer chair.

Better?

anarch · 04-13-2010, 01:39 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH ANLP anolog marking LOL!^^^^

Infinite`Eternal`Forever · 04-13-2010, 02:22 AM

I have another:

Realize that one day you'll never acheive your biggest goals and dreams, then join the military like every other poor son of a bitch that lost faith in their dreams did.

anarch · 04-13-2010, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite`Eternal`Forever

I have another:

Realize that one day you'll never acheive your biggest goals and dreams, then join the military like every other poor son of a bitch that lost faith in their dreams did.

Thats not how you be a lex. If lex had military service he could take photos of his orders. Pics or its a lie.

Snow Crash · 04-13-2010, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarch

Thats not how you be a lex. If lex had military service he could take photos of his orders. Pics or its a lie.

You mean sketches, right.

04-12-2010, 12:05 AM	#1
Ducky Spiritual Catalyst Join Date: May 2008 Location: 'The other side of your mirror' Posts: 5,404	"How to be a Lex" where shall I start? lolol __________________ I am perfectly imperfect, beautiful in my flaws, sure of my insecurities, absolute chaos..a beautiful disaster

04-12-2010, 12:08 AM	#2
WhispersInTheDark XLVI Fantasmagorical Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: DatabaseManipulationHQ Posts: 5,993	Re: "How to be a Lex" Not to be confused please with a Lexx, the most powerful force in the two universes... __________________ at present the mass culture emphasis is on sex, whether via promiscuity or suppression, rather than on creating vibrations whose production requires conscious work "free thinkers never unite. they toss jello molds and eclairs at each other"... BE2 (PBUH) "Amazing things happen when we get out of our own way"... Hazelnut (PBUH)

04-12-2010, 12:47 AM	#3
anarch Realityologist Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miss Silvers forever fling Posts: 6,401	Re: "How to be a Lex" Drink daily, Live off of disability SSI, Read lots of Tom Clancy novels so you can tell people your ex-CIA, Spend your every waking drunken moment online waiting for or delivering a "zing" When that fails type Haarp over and over again in a drunken haze until you pass out in your computer chair. __________________ AmkonWIKI AT NIGHT WE SLEEP To Dream and to forget to remember who we are who we are

04-12-2010, 01:03 AM	#5
hp Amkoidal Akolyte Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Overhead Posts: 8,572	Re: "How to be a Lex" If Lex does have SSI at least he has a pretty good reason - unlike many in this country.

04-12-2010, 01:39 AM	#10
skunk Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,984	Re: "How to be a Lex" I think we need to mandate spell checker. Hypocrisy.

04-12-2010, 01:39 AM	#11
Infinite`Eternal`Forever Adderall ftw! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where you're not. Posts: 9,413	Re: "How to be a Lex" Let's see: Drop out of high school. Think being a mechanic is cool. Dress like a gay gothic vampire. Play a computer racist and of course become a tool of the government. __________________ "That's e-fucking-nough!" -Danielle Staub. Real House Wives of New Jersey. (YES, I watch that)

04-12-2010, 01:44 AM	#12
Foxtrot Oscar Delete the lot of them. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: ARSE Posts: 3,288	Re: "How to be a Lex" Lex quick... Fox __________________ Fail the new Win.

04-12-2010, 01:46 AM	#13
skunk Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,984	Re: "How to be a Lex" Ah the computer racist...

04-12-2010, 03:06 PM	#15
century Master of Cunnilinigus Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 1,991	Re: "How to be a Lex" Trinitty!!!!

04-13-2010, 01:39 AM	#18
anarch Realityologist Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miss Silvers forever fling Posts: 6,401	Re: "How to be a Lex" HAHAHAHAHAH ANLP anolog marking LOL!^^^^ __________________ AmkonWIKI AT NIGHT WE SLEEP To Dream and to forget to remember who we are who we are

04-13-2010, 02:22 AM	#19
Infinite`Eternal`Forever Adderall ftw! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where you're not. Posts: 9,413	Re: "How to be a Lex" I have another: Realize that one day you'll never acheive your biggest goals and dreams, then join the military like every other poor son of a bitch that lost faith in their dreams did. __________________ "That's e-fucking-nough!" -Danielle Staub. Real House Wives of New Jersey. (YES, I watch that)

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