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50 Years Ago: The Twilight Zone: I Sing the Body Electric - May 18th 1962

BaltimoreBob — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:44:37 GMT

1962: 5/18/1962: The 100th Episode of The Twilight Zone
Season 3, Episode 35: I Sing the Body Electric - Original Air Date—18 May 1962.
A recent widower, needing loving care for his three young children,
orders a cybernetic "grandmother". While two of the children accept her,
one of his daughters fiercely rejects her, with near tragic consequences.
There were two additional episodes in this the 3rd season.

Will america do it again.

Watchdog — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:43:26 GMT

Will America do it again, what it did under ww2 to the japanease americans?

but this time, to the Muslims of America.

When will people learn, So you wont do the same stupid mistakes again?

America have Gitmo. but its not yet the same thing.

I hope for the little what remains of the humanity what dwells in America, learn from your mistake, do not do it again.

Happy 16th Birthday Top Banana My Son GRANT 5/18/1996

BaltimoreBob — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:37:38 GMT

#1 Celebrity Birthday Person for May 18th is
Grant A (16) 1996 - Baltimore Bob’s Son
My 1 and only born this date at Christiana Hospital south of Wilmington, DE.
Grant was born on Preakness Saturday in Baltimore:
122nd Preakness: Pat Day aboard Louis Quatorze wins in 1:53.2.
( Pat Day born October 13, 1953 in Brush, Colorado / Birth Name: Patrick Alan Day )
Best Preakness time since 46th Preakness: Man o' War wins in 1:51.6 in 1920.
Grant was named for the part that Brian Patrick Clarke played on the TV soap
‘General Hospital’ of ‘Grant Putnam / Grant Andrews’ in the mid 1980’s.
The movie ‘Flipper’ (1996) came out the day before Grant was born on May 17th 1996.
What ‘Celebrity’ does Grant most resemble:
Baltimore Bob (his Dad) would state ”Grant resembles actor Angus T. Jones”
* My #1 Celebrity Birthday Person for October 8th is
* Angus T. Jones born October 8th 1993 in Austin, Texas.
“Angus has been appearing as the Half Man in "Two and a Half Men" as the character
Jake Harper (160 episodes, 2003-2010 / ages 9 to 16) thou Angus is 3 years older.”
The Last Celebrity that Baltimore Bob added to his Celbrity Birthday DataBase:
Grant Balfour - December 30, 1977
Born: Sydney, NSW, Australia / Height: 6' 2", Weight: 195 lb.
Baltimore Bob was in Sydney Australia at age 20 in December 1970.
Birth Name: Grant Robert Balfour / Bats: Right & Throws: Right
Baltimore (Robert) Bob's son is named Grant.
Relief Pitcher for AL; Minnesota Twins (2001, 2003-2004),
Tampa Bay Rays (2007-2010) & NL; Milwaukee Brewers (2007).
MLB debut (age 23): July 22, 2001 for the Minnesota Twins.
Thru the 2010 season: Win-Loss 19-10 / Earned run average 3.81.
Baltimore Bob added Grant on Thursday December 30th on his 33rd Birthday
becoming the Last Birthday Celebrity that Baltimore Bob added to his DataBase.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Balfour
A GRANT Site: http://www.placesnamed.com/g/r/grant.asp
-
Jo Marie Dominiak (16) 1996
- Born: Germany.
- Kiddy Contest 2007 (2007) TV episode as Herself - Solo Singer.
- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2785381/
&
Spencer Breslin (20) 1992
-- Born: New York City, New York / Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m) in 2009
-- He and younger sister Abigail Breslin have an older brother Ryan.
-- Is allergic to walnuts / Was discovered at a New York playground at the age of three.
-- Movie debut at age 8 in 'The Kid' (2000) as Rusty Duritz
-- ... aka Disney's The Kid (USA: complete title).
-- 2nd movie role also at age 8 in 'Meet the Parents' (2000) as Little Boy.
-- At age 10 in 'The Santa Clause 2' (2002) as Curtis, the Experimental Elf.
-- In Raising Helen (2004), his on-screen sister was played by his real-life sister, Abigail Breslin.
-- 2009: Latest movie role at age 17 in 'Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2009)
-- (post-production) (voice) as Anthony.
-- Baltimore Bob added Spencer today Monday May 18th 2009.

1969: 5/18/1969 – Apollo program: Apollo 10 is launched.
Commander Thomas P. Stafford - Third spaceflight
Command Module Pilot John W. Young - Third spaceflight - *
Lunar Module Pilot Eugene A. Cernan - Second spaceflight
* An astronaut visited Rockwell where Baltimore Bob worked from 11/89 to 12/91.
* That astronaut might have been Young born September 24, 1930 (60 years old in 1990).
According to the 2001 Guinness World Records Apollo 10 set the record for the highest speed
attained by a manned vehicle at 39,897 km/h (11.08 km/s or 24,791 mph).
The speed record was set during the return from the Moon on May 26, 1969.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_10

1980: the largest landslide in recorded history (18 May 1980) when a 5.1-magnitude
earthquake triggered the eruption of Mount St. Helens. (see Death this Day below)
http://www.eightiesclub.com/id308.htm

1996: 5/18/1996: On the Day Baltimore Bob’s son Grant was born:
Saturday May 18th 1996 the NBA Western Division started it's Conference Finals.
Game 1 was won by Seattle over Utah 102-72 and game was played in Seattle.
The leading scorer(s) that night was three as all three scored 21 points,
Karl Malone for Utah, and both Gary Payton & Shawn Kemp for Seattle.
Baltimore Bob attended his first Neil Diamond concert there in 1971
and then saw Neil at the Forum in LA in 1992 and since Baltimore Bob sees
Neil every 21 years the next time will be in 2013 on west coast in Portland, Oregon.
Seattle would go on to win the Western Conference and play the Chicago Bulls
who had the best season ever in NBA history with a 72-10 record and
with Michael Jordan returning to the Bulls that year they went on the
first win in their 2nd three-peat winning 4 of 6 from Seattle.
In that series the Bulls lost three games but in their first ever win
in 1991 they lost only two games in the 1991 (4 series) playoffs.
The 76'ers in 1983 played only a three series & lost only one game of that playoffs sweeping
the Lakers to win their 2nd Championship in at that time their 20th year in Philadelphia.
It would be the last Championship won in Philly for 25 years
A quarter of a century until the Phillies won the World Series in 2008.
also
1996: 5/18/1996: The Phillies lost 7-2 to the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium in LA.
Winning Dodger Pitcher was Astacio (3-3) & Phillies pitcher was Fernandez (2-4).
Baltimore Bob attended about 11 games at Dodger Stadium circa 1987-1992
all but one involved the Phillies and then he returned for one game in August 2004.
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-...d=199605180LAN
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-...d=199605180LAN

2003: May 18, 2003 - People who drink one drink a day — wine, beer or
hard liquor — show significantly better elasticity of their body's arteries,
an important measure of cardiovascular health, according to a new study.
http://www.realbeer.com

2005: 5/18/2005: 25th Anniversary of the Mount St. Helens’ Eruption.

ARE THERE ANY MEMBERS OF AMKON THAT HAVEN'T BEEN PREVIOUSLY KICKED OFF YAHOO ANSWERS.

screwytees — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:32:29 GMT

JUST CURIOUS, YAHOO WAS THE FIRST FORUM I JOINED AND I GOT KICKED OFF IN A MATTER OF A WEEK. JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS IN THIS BOAT. MAYBE EVEN GET A THREAD GOIN ABOUT HOW BAD YAHOO ANSWERS SUCKS.

Is this tecnology best?

Adityaa — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:16:14 GMT

This will be a product of a simple equation - the cost of extracting the Energy management system less the cost of taking the carbon out of the air it creates is the lowest for the best technology.suggest me solution to the carbon problem is not solved.

Being a troll isn't really that bad.

screwytees — Fri, 18 May 2012 10:24:42 GMT

Its a good way to vent and to give others that do and don't agree you an opportunity to vent. Anyone that disagrees with me can go fuck themselves.

A Buttery Bedtime Story !!!

SCREAMMMMMM — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:53:47 GMT

a few things about southern women

musselwhite — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:45:18 GMT

southern women are something else -

southern styles require at lots of chemicals - especially hairspray 'cause it reactivates with water and looks like shit after it dries - i think that's where they get the term "freeze-dried" - when a southern woman's hair is totally submerged in water we have a huge contamination -

every southern woman’s pocketbook is registered with the pentagon because it contains some of the nations best kept secrets - whatever you need can be found in her purse and if it's not it doesn't exist - and if she tells you to "get it out of my purse" - don't do it!

and remember the only difference between make-up and war paint is motive!

on-the-go recipes

Dog Fish Boy — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:27:23 GMT

I like to pour the whole small bottle of instant coffee crystals into the gallon of whole milk...call it THE REDNECK LATTE...

but even I was amazed when my buddy went into the 7-11 and bought a bag of Fritos and then went right over to the melted cheese and chili area and just dumped a bunch of melted cheese and chili meat right into the (opened) bag of Fritos, and then at the register he only got charged for the chips...we'll call that REDNECK NACHOS...

I fucked Cointjoints son....

LudwidVonBunnypants — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:20:43 GMT

I couldn't help it...

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Insulting Children Bunny has a Brand New Bag

coldjoint — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:11:28 GMT

My children are now fair game. Anyone who hates my children feel free to comment here, Ludwig you can go first.

Approaching Asteroid May Get Extremely Close To Earth

AgentTruth — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:40:27 GMT

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...News+-+Main%29

A newly discovered asteroid called 2012 DA14 will pass so close to earth next February that it might hit a communications satellite, scientists say. It was discovered several weeks ago by astronomers at the LaSagra Observatory in Spain.

For more articles like this, check out:
http://www.designed-perception.com/science.html

Has "The Golden Rule" truly been replaced by "The Golden Shower" ?

screwytees — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:20:29 GMT

Why are some people such hypocrytes? It really seems that a lot of people around me don't like being treated the way they treat other people. Is this happening everywhere? Double standards here, double standards there, double standards everywhere. Stop pissing on me !!!

No Europe Isn't Fucked

coldjoint — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:03:28 GMT

New French president wastes no time in bowing down to Islam � BANS PORK from Presidential Elysee Palace

Pork will be replaced with mutton or beef slaughtered in the most inhumane way possible � Islamic approved halal slaughter. Muslim authorities in the country welcomed the decision, celebrating France�s demise as a Christian nation and moving it toward becoming the first European Islamic state.

http://barenakedislam.com/2012/05/17...elysee-palace/

New French president wastes no time in bowing down to Islam ...

barenakedislam.com/.../new-french-president-wastes-no-time-in-bowi...
17 hours ago � Not even in office for a week and Francois Hollande has banned all dishes containing pork products from all government offices, in deference ...
New French President Bans Pork in �lys�e Palace � Winds Of ...

sheikyermami.com/.../new-french-president-bans-pork-in-elysee-pala...
5 hours ago � Not even in office for a week and Francois Hollande has banned all dishes containing pork products from all government offices, in deference ...
Winds Of Jihad By SheikYerMami

sheikyermami.com/
And you thought Sarkozy was an Islamopanderer. (He was!) Not even in office for a week and Francois Hollande has banned all dishes containing pork products ...
Report: New French President has banned consumption of Pork in ...

inagist.com/all/203129569098731520/
11 hours ago � Report: New French President has banned consumption of Pork in ... Today, M. Hollande goes to Washington writes @felicityspector: ...
Report: New French President has banned consumption of Pork in ...

http://www.shoebat.com/.../report-ne...president-has-banned-consu...
11 hours ago � Report: New French President has banned consumption of Pork in ... With this decision, Hollande embraces the profound change in the French ...

Bullshit. How long can Europe last? Take your pick of links and tell me blogs do not report facts.

Notice! You are hereby terminated by the Borg Part 2

13erk0witz — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:26:17 GMT

Yeah, you heard me, I made a part 2 motherfuckers!