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01-31-2008, 10:30 PM
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER.........
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates'.
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.' You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ______________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ______________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
__________________________________________________ ______________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains, that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Cause.....they'll catch ya every time!!!!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates'.
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.' You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ______________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ______________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
__________________________________________________ ______________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains, that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Cause.....they'll catch ya every time!!!!